Jack Jones
@veryjollyjack.bsky.social
Now happily retired and getting more woke the older I get.
And tell him that if people paid their taxes we'd be able to employ more police.
February 14, 2026 at 10:26 AM
And tell him that if people paid their taxes we'd be able to employ more police.
Yes, for example, fancy someone saying what you've just said to millions of people on here. It would be impossible....er....
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Yes, for example, fancy someone saying what you've just said to millions of people on here. It would be impossible....er....
That raises the question, has she been abducted by aliens again?
February 9, 2026 at 10:42 AM
That raises the question, has she been abducted by aliens again?
So did my MP, who said when Mandelson was appointed, "I might disagree with Mandelson on his politics, but he's a very intelligent man and a good choice for ambassador." What a damning statement, eh? By the way, I live in Clacton.
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 PM
So did my MP, who said when Mandelson was appointed, "I might disagree with Mandelson on his politics, but he's a very intelligent man and a good choice for ambassador." What a damning statement, eh? By the way, I live in Clacton.
Brilliant stuff. Sir Mickey Take will love it.
February 8, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Brilliant stuff. Sir Mickey Take will love it.
Well, that's all right then as no-one else (well, apart from everyone else in the country) had any idea about Mandelson's dodgy past. Good enough for me!
February 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Well, that's all right then as no-one else (well, apart from everyone else in the country) had any idea about Mandelson's dodgy past. Good enough for me!
Not necessarily, people in Clacton voted for Farage.
January 26, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Not necessarily, people in Clacton voted for Farage.
I remember when the NEC blocked Ken Livingstone standing for Mayor of London. That went well.....
January 25, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I remember when the NEC blocked Ken Livingstone standing for Mayor of London. That went well.....
I hear the permanent home for the Bored is to be Clacton. That's why our Nige is not on it as he didn't know how to get there.
January 23, 2026 at 9:05 AM
I hear the permanent home for the Bored is to be Clacton. That's why our Nige is not on it as he didn't know how to get there.
He also had the power to stop wars that never even started for which he was awarded many prizes by people who had no authority to give them. He was the bigliest wizard that ever lived. Everyone said so.
January 21, 2026 at 10:42 AM
He also had the power to stop wars that never even started for which he was awarded many prizes by people who had no authority to give them. He was the bigliest wizard that ever lived. Everyone said so.
As someone who lives in Clacton, can I just ask who he is, not seen him around.
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 PM
As someone who lives in Clacton, can I just ask who he is, not seen him around.
Mind you, I think he won a Jim'll Fix It badge all on his own.
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Mind you, I think he won a Jim'll Fix It badge all on his own.
Are these the Clacton Baps you are referring to?
January 16, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Are these the Clacton Baps you are referring to?
Ah yes, but he did win the far more prestigious FIFA Peace Prize - you know, the one with the centuries old tradition from an organisation well known for its scrupulous honesty and integrity - all by himself.
January 16, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Ah yes, but he did win the far more prestigious FIFA Peace Prize - you know, the one with the centuries old tradition from an organisation well known for its scrupulous honesty and integrity - all by himself.
Looking forward to seeing him and Nige on the dodgems on Clacton Pier.
January 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Looking forward to seeing him and Nige on the dodgems on Clacton Pier.
I thought they'd already done that.
January 14, 2026 at 11:14 AM
I thought they'd already done that.
At least Nadhim has been lucky enough to walk into a new job straight away. Tax advisor for our Nige.
January 13, 2026 at 11:16 AM
At least Nadhim has been lucky enough to walk into a new job straight away. Tax advisor for our Nige.
I think all these wars and military attacks have something to do with Trump's desire to win the Nobel Peace Prize....er...
January 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I think all these wars and military attacks have something to do with Trump's desire to win the Nobel Peace Prize....er...
Indeed. It's time European leaders stopped being so mealy mouthed about Trump and sucking up to him. If every member of NATO sent a warship to patrol Greenland, it would be a significant sign. Not only will this be a signal to the rest of the world but it might help harden the backbone of Democrats.
January 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Indeed. It's time European leaders stopped being so mealy mouthed about Trump and sucking up to him. If every member of NATO sent a warship to patrol Greenland, it would be a significant sign. Not only will this be a signal to the rest of the world but it might help harden the backbone of Democrats.