I make up fake NES cheat codes for the sake of joy and whimsy. Gonna post every six hours for now.
select A B start start start .
It tacks on 2D physics.
select A B start start start .
It tacks on 2D physics.
up select right A B select .
It removes double jumps.
up select right A B select .
It removes double jumps.
right start right B .
It creates invisibility.
right start right B .
It creates invisibility.
select start right A .
It creates new armor.
select start right A .
It creates new armor.
B B select up .
It tacks on NPCs.
B B select up .
It tacks on NPCs.
start down right left left left up .
It adds surfboards.
start down right left left left up .
It adds surfboards.
A B left left B .
It unlocks invincibility.
A B left left B .
It unlocks invincibility.
B B select right select left B start .
It unlocks penguins.
B B select right select left B start .
It unlocks penguins.
right A up down right down right .
It adds electricity.
right A up down right down right .
It adds electricity.
right start left start down .
It enables physics.
right start left start down .
It enables physics.
start select down B right .
It unlocks side-quests.
start select down B right .
It unlocks side-quests.
start down up left B right right start .
It unlocks 3D visuals.
start down up left B right right start .
It unlocks 3D visuals.
B B down select down left up up .
It unlocks penguins.
B B down select down left up up .
It unlocks penguins.
left B A select select .
It removes arachnaphobia mode.
left B A select select .
It removes arachnaphobia mode.
select A select right select start up select .
It tacks on save files.
select A select right select start up select .
It tacks on save files.
right down A up .
It deletes extra weapons.
right down A up .
It deletes extra weapons.
select up B A down .
It unlocks the anti-piracy screen.
select up B A down .
It unlocks the anti-piracy screen.
A select up A select start .
It adds the main menu.
A select up A select start .
It adds the main menu.
right right right A A start .
It unlocks monsters.
right right right A A start .
It unlocks monsters.
up A left up start A .
It deletes music.
up A left up start A .
It deletes music.
select left A A select left .
It creates sound.
select left A A select left .
It creates sound.
select A start right B up .
It tacks on the timer.
select A start right B up .
It tacks on the timer.
down select up left start left left .
It creates 3D visuals.
down select up left start left left .
It creates 3D visuals.
right B left A right B up .
It adds secret SFX.
right B left A right B up .
It adds secret SFX.
up down B left up .
It adds new weapons.
up down B left up .
It adds new weapons.