my partner and I work on basically opposite schedules, which is tough, but a couple times a week we find the time to play baldur’s gate 3 together and anyway my partner just texted me to tell me they were excited for our next “baldur’s date” and I’m crying it’s so cute

very normal ad in the fb feed

I was put on this earth to watch movies and make soup

do people on this app care about the bachelor??

get fuckign SNIFFED

one of the few perks of being a 27 yr old undergrad is if I ever don’t wanna do something I can just say “sorry, I have homework :///“ and ppl will congratulate me for being So Responsible even tho I’m probably just gonna go play stardew valley or smth lmao

just found out one of my bar regulars is a genuine flat earther oh no

I don’t want to work I just want to watch movies with my friends!!!!

was reminded about that time I crocheted a candy corn w a fat ass and I'm thinkin it's time to make more Silly Stuff

dedicating my first post to this fuckin dweeb