Oh boy, I sure do love when my subconscious mind invents a violent cryptid that can travel and multiply through screens to hunt me in my dreams. I also love being the type of person that can't fall back asleep when I wake up in the middle of the night. 10/10 true combo

As more and more conservatives realize that the leopards are going to eat their face too, it's important that we don't chastise them. Dunking on them is only going to discourage them from joining good causes. Welcome our newly open-eyed siblings, and let's end the oligarchy together.

Genuinely don't know how or why I'm going to work. The Nazis are in power and I'm going to work to stock shelves. I feel so useless

Because they are evil, we must stand up to them.

But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.

If it talks like a ____, if it salute's like a ____, then it's a ____