VessOnSecurity
vessonsecurity.bsky.social
VessOnSecurity
@vessonsecurity.bsky.social
Anti-virus, malware and infosec expert, crypto amateur, privacy advocate and general annoyance.

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You're being slow...
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I'm pretty sure AI will be better at generating bullshit than philosophers.
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Something you forgot.
Something you left in the taxi.
Something that was chopped off.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Won't work. I've been kind of annoying my whole life and no one has offered to buy me out yet.
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
All you need in order to understand it, is the book "Extraordinary Delusions and the Madness of Crowds".
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Yeah, it did an excellent job. Everyone knows that hackers have 3 hands, always wear hoodies and a mask, don't use computers, and look through a magnifying glass at a cable, in order to inspect packets.
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Stocks: You can lose most of your investment.
Options: You can lose all of your investment.
Futures: You can lose more than your investment.
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Theoretically - yes. But, if I remember correctly (never traded futures myself), you get reminders to file "intent of taking delivery" or something like that, so it's not easy to forget.
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Was that on LinkedIn? Because it sounds like something someone on LinkedIn would do.
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You need to outsource either the video making or the decorating.
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
You're 3 "why?" questions away from realizing that you know nothing.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Dude, I wouldn't let my mother (who's smarter than me) perform tasks on my computer, let alone some brainless AI agent...
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
With or without the USA? Because these days the answer to this question is not exactly obvious...
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Sines is literally on the shore of an *ocean*, so yeah.
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It was mostly the foxes on the streets that scared you, wasn't it.
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Nahh. It's just that the next versions should be 3.141, 3.1415, etc.
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM