Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪
@vexed-patriarch.bsky.social
Perturbed. Annoyed. Vexed. Spider assassin. Irish whisky. Insulted a hooker in Copenhagen once. Lurking in Signal chats. Handing out stars since way back.
So, we are “running” another country?
When we can barely run our own.
When we can barely run our own.
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
So, we are “running” another country?
When we can barely run our own.
When we can barely run our own.
I don’t think 19 is impressed with London so far.
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I don’t think 19 is impressed with London so far.
2026 is going to be a good year! The Muppets return!!
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Muppet History on Instagram: "It’s time to play the music, my friends."
In this exciting new development, The Muppet Show is back and better than ever, with a fresh take on the beloved characters and sketches that made it a global phenomenon. From the return of Kermit the...
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January 1, 2026 at 8:49 PM
2026 is going to be a good year! The Muppets return!!
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Discovered The Teskey Brothers this evening.
WOW! These guys are absolutely amazing!!!
WOW! These guys are absolutely amazing!!!
January 1, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Discovered The Teskey Brothers this evening.
WOW! These guys are absolutely amazing!!!
WOW! These guys are absolutely amazing!!!
New Years Eve 10:07pm.
Cheetos.
Party on.
Cheetos.
Party on.
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
New Years Eve 10:07pm.
Cheetos.
Party on.
Cheetos.
Party on.
Sure everyone* questioned why I got Cheetos!
Because someone walked by me, in Wegmans, with a bag in their cart!
Then everyone partook of the storm Cheetos, in the car, on the way home.
* Mrs. Vexed and 19. The one dog would have not questioned, because he’s a dog & he ate them, unquestioning.
Because someone walked by me, in Wegmans, with a bag in their cart!
Then everyone partook of the storm Cheetos, in the car, on the way home.
* Mrs. Vexed and 19. The one dog would have not questioned, because he’s a dog & he ate them, unquestioning.
December 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Sure everyone* questioned why I got Cheetos!
Because someone walked by me, in Wegmans, with a bag in their cart!
Then everyone partook of the storm Cheetos, in the car, on the way home.
* Mrs. Vexed and 19. The one dog would have not questioned, because he’s a dog & he ate them, unquestioning.
Because someone walked by me, in Wegmans, with a bag in their cart!
Then everyone partook of the storm Cheetos, in the car, on the way home.
* Mrs. Vexed and 19. The one dog would have not questioned, because he’s a dog & he ate them, unquestioning.
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In other news, expecting Trump will distance himself, Greenland has changed its name.
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
In other news, expecting Trump will distance himself, Greenland has changed its name.
I have a good nephew (sister, cause he does not have a job yet, being 14).
This was my family exchange present. I can’t wait to play it later.
This was my family exchange present. I can’t wait to play it later.
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I have a good nephew (sister, cause he does not have a job yet, being 14).
This was my family exchange present. I can’t wait to play it later.
This was my family exchange present. I can’t wait to play it later.
The Festivus pole is up and ready for the “Airing of Grievances”.
Happy Festivus for the rest of us!!
Happy Festivus for the rest of us!!
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The Festivus pole is up and ready for the “Airing of Grievances”.
Happy Festivus for the rest of us!!
Happy Festivus for the rest of us!!
Nothing like some Saturday night before Christmas fireworks?
Letting the dogs out and this happened. Mrs. Vexed called me to make sure I was ok. She thought it was gunshots.🙄
Letting the dogs out and this happened. Mrs. Vexed called me to make sure I was ok. She thought it was gunshots.🙄
December 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Nothing like some Saturday night before Christmas fireworks?
Letting the dogs out and this happened. Mrs. Vexed called me to make sure I was ok. She thought it was gunshots.🙄
Letting the dogs out and this happened. Mrs. Vexed called me to make sure I was ok. She thought it was gunshots.🙄
Oh yay!
We got a new induction pump for the furnace, just in time for Christmas!!
$900 we did not want to spend. 🫠🤬🖕
[Starts boxing up old t-shirts, a couple of random CD’s and some jellies from summer]
Merry fecking Christmas!!!
We got a new induction pump for the furnace, just in time for Christmas!!
$900 we did not want to spend. 🫠🤬🖕
[Starts boxing up old t-shirts, a couple of random CD’s and some jellies from summer]
Merry fecking Christmas!!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Oh yay!
We got a new induction pump for the furnace, just in time for Christmas!!
$900 we did not want to spend. 🫠🤬🖕
[Starts boxing up old t-shirts, a couple of random CD’s and some jellies from summer]
Merry fecking Christmas!!!
We got a new induction pump for the furnace, just in time for Christmas!!
$900 we did not want to spend. 🫠🤬🖕
[Starts boxing up old t-shirts, a couple of random CD’s and some jellies from summer]
Merry fecking Christmas!!!
I listened to Christmas music and had a dog on my lap this evening.
I just perused some social media and, as I thought, had a better evening for it.
Comments seen -
“This is the worst SNL skit ever!”
“Prayers for the fact checkers tonight!”
“Mr. Yelly on the telly.”
I just perused some social media and, as I thought, had a better evening for it.
Comments seen -
“This is the worst SNL skit ever!”
“Prayers for the fact checkers tonight!”
“Mr. Yelly on the telly.”
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I listened to Christmas music and had a dog on my lap this evening.
I just perused some social media and, as I thought, had a better evening for it.
Comments seen -
“This is the worst SNL skit ever!”
“Prayers for the fact checkers tonight!”
“Mr. Yelly on the telly.”
I just perused some social media and, as I thought, had a better evening for it.
Comments seen -
“This is the worst SNL skit ever!”
“Prayers for the fact checkers tonight!”
“Mr. Yelly on the telly.”
When did mushrooms get so expensive? I just spent $8.48 on fungi.
December 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
When did mushrooms get so expensive? I just spent $8.48 on fungi.
To the lady, sitting in the Wegmans Fairmount parking lot, eating a cookie the size of a toddler’s head, I see you.
And I feel you.
‘Tis the season.
And I feel you.
‘Tis the season.
December 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
To the lady, sitting in the Wegmans Fairmount parking lot, eating a cookie the size of a toddler’s head, I see you.
And I feel you.
‘Tis the season.
And I feel you.
‘Tis the season.
Got sucked into the rabbit hole of the iPod Classic subreddit.
Now looking at eBay for iPods to practice mods on.
Now looking at eBay for iPods to practice mods on.
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Got sucked into the rabbit hole of the iPod Classic subreddit.
Now looking at eBay for iPods to practice mods on.
Now looking at eBay for iPods to practice mods on.
Submitted a warranty claim on a portable charger from Anker.
Everything in correspondence has clearly been AI generated. Claim has been approved and in process.
I want to keep sending emails and mess with it.
Everything in correspondence has clearly been AI generated. Claim has been approved and in process.
I want to keep sending emails and mess with it.
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Submitted a warranty claim on a portable charger from Anker.
Everything in correspondence has clearly been AI generated. Claim has been approved and in process.
I want to keep sending emails and mess with it.
Everything in correspondence has clearly been AI generated. Claim has been approved and in process.
I want to keep sending emails and mess with it.
People who still get receipts after pumping gas. Are you all on an expense account?
Cause?
Cause?
December 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
People who still get receipts after pumping gas. Are you all on an expense account?
Cause?
Cause?
Everytime Harrison Butker doinks a kick, I think @akachela.bsky.social draws strength from the force.
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Everytime Harrison Butker doinks a kick, I think @akachela.bsky.social draws strength from the force.
How is it possible in a metro area of 662K people that a grocery store does not have red currant jelly?
Does no one appreciate red currants anymore?
Does no one appreciate red currants anymore?
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
How is it possible in a metro area of 662K people that a grocery store does not have red currant jelly?
Does no one appreciate red currants anymore?
Does no one appreciate red currants anymore?
What Tom Cotton was expecting the two remaining survivors to be doing.
After their boat was blown up.
After their boat was blown up.
a group of people are laying on the ground and one of them is saying `` i 'm getting better! ''
ALT: a group of people are laying on the ground and one of them is saying `` i 'm getting better! ''
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December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
What Tom Cotton was expecting the two remaining survivors to be doing.
After their boat was blown up.
After their boat was blown up.
All right, @clpatters.bsky.social as the resident dietician and nutrition expert, do you have an opinion.
Your body is supposed to crave what it’s missing.
Why on earth am I craving pretzels?
Your body is supposed to crave what it’s missing.
Why on earth am I craving pretzels?
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
All right, @clpatters.bsky.social as the resident dietician and nutrition expert, do you have an opinion.
Your body is supposed to crave what it’s missing.
Why on earth am I craving pretzels?
Your body is supposed to crave what it’s missing.
Why on earth am I craving pretzels?
This is a challenging time of year for guys, who shave their heads, like me.
When you shave, you don’t hold a knit cap on your head too well. Kind of pops up, looks terrible & doesn’t cover your ears.
When you shave, you don’t hold a knit cap on your head too well. Kind of pops up, looks terrible & doesn’t cover your ears.
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This is a challenging time of year for guys, who shave their heads, like me.
When you shave, you don’t hold a knit cap on your head too well. Kind of pops up, looks terrible & doesn’t cover your ears.
When you shave, you don’t hold a knit cap on your head too well. Kind of pops up, looks terrible & doesn’t cover your ears.
I love reading Reddit.
Hey, I don’t deserve this but how about you give it to me anyway?
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Hey, I don’t deserve this but how about you give it to me anyway?
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December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I love reading Reddit.
Hey, I don’t deserve this but how about you give it to me anyway?
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Hey, I don’t deserve this but how about you give it to me anyway?
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Just ordered a Coke product.
Server said “Is Pepsi ok?”
Me, “No, it’s not.”
She did not expect that. Got an ice tea instead.
Another customer nearby, “I am with you, Pepsi is trash.”
Server said “Is Pepsi ok?”
Me, “No, it’s not.”
She did not expect that. Got an ice tea instead.
Another customer nearby, “I am with you, Pepsi is trash.”
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just ordered a Coke product.
Server said “Is Pepsi ok?”
Me, “No, it’s not.”
She did not expect that. Got an ice tea instead.
Another customer nearby, “I am with you, Pepsi is trash.”
Server said “Is Pepsi ok?”
Me, “No, it’s not.”
She did not expect that. Got an ice tea instead.
Another customer nearby, “I am with you, Pepsi is trash.”
I don’t use Spotify. So, there is my 2025 wrap.
I did however listen to some new and old vinyl.
TajMo - Taj Mahal & Keb Mo
Foo Fighters - Greatest Hits
The Who - Who Are You
Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
The Police - Ghost In The Machine
The Clash - Combat Rock
I did however listen to some new and old vinyl.
TajMo - Taj Mahal & Keb Mo
Foo Fighters - Greatest Hits
The Who - Who Are You
Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
The Police - Ghost In The Machine
The Clash - Combat Rock
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I don’t use Spotify. So, there is my 2025 wrap.
I did however listen to some new and old vinyl.
TajMo - Taj Mahal & Keb Mo
Foo Fighters - Greatest Hits
The Who - Who Are You
Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
The Police - Ghost In The Machine
The Clash - Combat Rock
I did however listen to some new and old vinyl.
TajMo - Taj Mahal & Keb Mo
Foo Fighters - Greatest Hits
The Who - Who Are You
Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
The Police - Ghost In The Machine
The Clash - Combat Rock