valerie
@vfo.bsky.social
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Academic librarian @CUNY | entering my crone season | ND AF | GLAMS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rea3amxwqfkfzhilivubtrib/feed/aaabfz334lr66
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Someone asked me how I was doing today and I said: “stressed” to which they replied: “it’d be crazy if you weren’t right now” and it’s still hitting me hard
a picture of a 100 real talk sign .
Alt: a rotating 100 real talk sign
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Be my colleague in NYC! @huntercollege.bsky.social @cuny.edu Women and Gender Studies.

Assistant Professor with a desired focus on Black reproductive rights, maternal care and midwifery / doulas / sexuality

Applications due by November 15.
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thelibrarina.bsky.social
Inspired by @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social and the Vampurr, here's my favorite piece from today's library craft.
A simple art piece done in cut-paper collage. A white cat sits portrait-style against a purple background. She has a red collar and black cape, with green eyes and a red nose. Little white fangs poke out of her curved mouth.
vfo.bsky.social
the neurodivergent urge to get braces not because your teeth are too misaligned but because sometimes you just "feel them too much"
vfo.bsky.social
ok but now i've been on desk for over 4 hours i could use a tiny break
vfo.bsky.social
Houston Street. As in "south of".
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
vfo.bsky.social
THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT
gayerthanthou.bsky.social
Dolly Parton, twenty feet tall, eyes glowing, blasting big cities with purity and love and catchy, well-crafted country tunes.
vfo.bsky.social
exactly! the small wins are so necessary to keep going lol
vfo.bsky.social
omg "adding pages" to your account is a NIGHTMARE. it involves doing something online and then having to talk to someone IN PERSON. i dread the time of the semester when people start running out of pages.
vfo.bsky.social
these people are just walking talking points in human form. and honestly it's not just on the right. it's time to be a real person, people!
vfo.bsky.social
i wasted WAY too much time trying to wrap my head around the whole affair knowing of their existence is more than enough i think.
vfo.bsky.social
they get 350 pages per semester for free and after that i think it's like 10 cents a page side
vfo.bsky.social
"oh you want to print a paper before class no problem i hope you have 45 minutes"
vfo.bsky.social
ok so when i tell you that you DO NOT want to go down this rabbit hole i promise you i'm doing you a favor. it's a substack and there have been absolute sincere defenses of the likes of tucker carlson and the epoch times as valid information sources. i had to stop checking it it made me too mad.
vfo.bsky.social
i think some rage rooms advertise them as for screaming as well but i don't know of any that do themes based around "quiet spaces". usually it's like destroying office furniture.
vfo.bsky.social
"the brown printer isn't working so make sure to select the purple one also break up jobs over 20pgs also sometimes it's hard to print from the web so you may have to download it to the desktop first also no there's no mobile queue so email the file to yourself and open it on one of our computers"
vfo.bsky.social
i did once overhear a lady plotting CRIMES over speakerphone on the light rail
vfo.bsky.social
DOING THE LORD'S WORK
vfo.bsky.social
like frankincense and cedar-ish?
vfo.bsky.social
it smells like elementary school field trip gift shop in the library at the moment
vfo.bsky.social
it turns out the key is just to be in EXTREME DAD MODE at all times in person, but answer the phone like a 50s secretary in victory rolls.
vfo.bsky.social
there's a place for all of us to contribute if we're given the opportunity. it's the opportunities that are unfortunately rare. but that's a fault in the system, not you.
vfo.bsky.social
ok so this is probably random but have you ever seen the canadian tv show shoresy? it's about a hockey player who eventually gets too injured to play anymore. they talk about taking him off the team but the boss just keeps saying, "he always finds a way to contribute".