Andrew Bernhard
@vibesbasedff.bsky.social
Husband, father, stoic, skier. Foot and ankle surgeon.
I thought the billing for the Tush Push was a little high, but not unearned.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I thought the billing for the Tush Push was a little high, but not unearned.
There's a zero percent chance that this is factually accurate reporting from @rapsheet.bsky.social. Surely not his fault but there's no way for an elbow to dislocate without ligament damage. It may not warrant surgery, but to say there's no structural damage would mean his ligaments are rubber bands
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
There's a zero percent chance that this is factually accurate reporting from @rapsheet.bsky.social. Surely not his fault but there's no way for an elbow to dislocate without ligament damage. It may not warrant surgery, but to say there's no structural damage would mean his ligaments are rubber bands
Which side do you prefer in a dynasty 12 team?
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Which side do you prefer in a dynasty 12 team?
Leigh Brackett? The Empire Strikes Back writer?
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Leigh Brackett? The Empire Strikes Back writer?
Wonder how he's doing today
October 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Wonder how he's doing today
Over/under 3.5 years until this guy is arrested for being a sexual deviant
October 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Over/under 3.5 years until this guy is arrested for being a sexual deviant
I've got 13 out or on bye. If you include Pat Bryant, Adonai Mitchell, Kyle Williams, etc. as unusable, it's gotta be like 18. I'm starting Xavier Hutchinson and Jonnu Smith in my flex and superflex. ⚰️⚰️⚰️
October 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I've got 13 out or on bye. If you include Pat Bryant, Adonai Mitchell, Kyle Williams, etc. as unusable, it's gotta be like 18. I'm starting Xavier Hutchinson and Jonnu Smith in my flex and superflex. ⚰️⚰️⚰️
Well, fuck yelp too, I guess
October 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Well, fuck yelp too, I guess
Just as we all predicted. Baker Mayfield, Drake Maye, Stafford, Goff, and Daniel Jones all better than Lamar.
October 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just as we all predicted. Baker Mayfield, Drake Maye, Stafford, Goff, and Daniel Jones all better than Lamar.
No notes?? Here's some notes.
October 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
No notes?? Here's some notes.
Konata Mumfield
Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith
October 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Konata Mumfield
Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith
Jake's gotta stop beefing up or try out for the Cowboys. No other options.
October 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Jake's gotta stop beefing up or try out for the Cowboys. No other options.
Jake from State Farm officially beefier than Aidan Hutchinson. This is the equivalent of when @minakimes.bsky.social stood next to Bryce Young.
October 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Jake from State Farm officially beefier than Aidan Hutchinson. This is the equivalent of when @minakimes.bsky.social stood next to Bryce Young.
Cam Skattebo runs like the new Isiah Pacheco
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Cam Skattebo runs like the new Isiah Pacheco
Was Darnold trying to Patrick Bateman?
October 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Was Darnold trying to Patrick Bateman?
Fixed this for you
September 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Fixed this for you
Dawkins has fallen
September 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Dawkins has fallen
My fucking god this is bad care
September 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My fucking god this is bad care
I feel your pain. Stupid Monday night garbage time.
September 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I feel your pain. Stupid Monday night garbage time.
I'm unsure if comedy is legal these days, but this might have been said on a discord somewhere
September 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I'm unsure if comedy is legal these days, but this might have been said on a discord somewhere