listening to minutes to midnight again

when the archaeologists excavate my body they’re gonna have only one thing to say : damn this bitch ate a lot a doritoss

new fave snack is a thick pretzel stick wrapped in salami and provolone 🤤

remembering this tinder guy who said his favorite song was clair de lune n I think he was just saying that cuz clair de lune feels like the kind of music a dude would pull out of his ass to say he likes when he’s trying to impress a cello playing trans woman, he ghosted me anyways

praying that all my queer friends and loved ones find respite from the obligation to humor and play charades with their significantly incurious and immature family members this new year. also the non queer ones but they got enough for xmas this year.

just did the math and the true love in the 12 days of christmas must have been loaded.

love when u hold an egg up to ur ear and u can hear the sounds of the farm :)