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Tyteaux
@vicada.bsky.social
Federally nonexistent by executive order; they/them on state documents. Writer, crafter, parent of 5, spouse and office drone. Your neighbor and coworker. Your fellow American until this morning. Probably making fish sticks for dinner if you want some.
Update after multiple offerings for multiple constitutionally viable actions: it's Goldschlager. Totally, canonically, Goldschlager.
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 AM
No. Hel is not just Queen of the Dead, she is Queen of the Unwanted. She is the goddess of the disabled, the rejected, the stillborn, the ugly, the old, the useless. She takes what Vallhalla rejects. She is the goddess of everything the Nazis hated.

And Odin himself refused to argue with her.
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 AM
JARED GOLDEN, (D) ME. First to break. Give him nothing, take his house and car. Seduce his partner. Get him.
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Me: TWO! WHORES!
@flipwriter.bsky.social : Now, now...
Me: I know. I'm sorry. Whores don't deserve that.
Flip: Exaaaactly...
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
GAD didn't get me.
MDD didn't get me.
PTSD didn't get me.
Post-partum psychosis got me.

I was going to kill myself so I wouldn't hurt anyone else. My youngest was almost a year old.

It doesn't matter how strong you are. There's no sunk cost if you make it out. Call in the troops.

Try everything.
October 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I did it so that my spouse could look my judgemental Catholic mother in the eye and honestly say "they tried everything".

Even if you don't think it will work, try everything.
October 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Even if you think it won't work.

I got on med through one of those online pill mills. It took me 48 hrs and a couple of lies (they won't prescribe if you're actively suicidal). I didn't do it because I thought it would work.
October 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If you want to talk about political violence, talk about all the blood on all the hands, not just the blood in the street.
September 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM