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ADHD Goblin
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Enjoyer of weird things 🦇🌿🎨

I do art and stuff
Becoming a republican is what happens when you ingest too much lead.
January 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just so you know;

The orange guy wanted the ban. This is performative of him.
January 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’m going to become a very skilled surgeon and find a way to force these anti abortion men to be pregnant.

Yes it will come out bowling ball through banana style
January 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I made such good chocolate bars. Sharing here cause instagram is owned by meta and they’re ratty
January 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
bad time to be American, have a uterus, and be poor
January 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
mark zuckerberg is exactly what an alien trying to appear human would look like
January 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i just wanna be a stay at home artist gf

I don’t wanna work I just wanna make stuff
January 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Spending money make my brain go 🙂
January 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I made 9 spam musubi’s and ate them all in like 30 mins and it hurt
January 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
got myself a lil custom cake today cause I deserve it 💅🏻😌
December 22, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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I’m about to have a few days off, and, as usual, I caught myself thinking of how to “maximize” my relaxation so I don’t feel like I wasted the whole time doing the wrong kind of nothing.
December 21, 2024 at 1:56 AM
important convos with my bestie
December 19, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
This book had me genuinely tweaking while I was at home alone. I’m only like halfway through too 💀
December 4, 2024 at 5:51 PM
why are book sales always like 5% off

i’m trying to read smut at an unbeatable price
December 4, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I fear the reason this Black Friday was ‘record’ sales is because we are all buying things that won’t be affordable in a few months, not cause we wanted to buy all our relatives and friends gifts
December 4, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Look at this cool dog we saw this weekend. He has two noses 😭
December 4, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Referring to my medically necessary septoplasty as my “nose job” to feel cunty 💅🏻
December 1, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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Reduce your steam wishlist with this one weird trick! buy more game
November 29, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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Buy all banned books as presents
November 22, 2024 at 9:26 AM
my HOA failed to inform me a man would be crawling around on my roof today and I almost had a heart attack while working from home
November 21, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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reminder to streamers to pls consider the environment this christmas and not write subs on plastic balls that’ll be thrown away after a week.

origami and paper cutout ornaments for sub trees are cuter and cheaper and aren’t destroying the environment :)
November 21, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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An American Werewolf in My Bookshelf
November 20, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Having a full time job when it’s payday: 😃

Having a full time job every other day: ☹️
November 20, 2024 at 6:20 PM
She’s photosynthesizing
November 20, 2024 at 6:18 PM