Vicki Tomato
@vickitomato.bsky.social
📍38th & 6th, in the basement of the K-Mart
Cervicular manslaughter
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Cervicular manslaughter
these two are now nyc TT food influencers
August 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
these two are now nyc TT food influencers
The last remaining racquetball court in town watching KC parks and rec install their 119th pickleball court
August 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The last remaining racquetball court in town watching KC parks and rec install their 119th pickleball court
this era will be studied when pickleball goes the way of racquetball
August 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
this era will be studied when pickleball goes the way of racquetball
Taylor Swift has it so good because her fans have gamified fandom. They actually don’t want her to speak plainly or frankly or have a clear stance on anything. They want to find Easter eggs and interpret cryptograms.
August 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Taylor Swift has it so good because her fans have gamified fandom. They actually don’t want her to speak plainly or frankly or have a clear stance on anything. They want to find Easter eggs and interpret cryptograms.
I think love islanders should be allowed access to duo lingo
July 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I think love islanders should be allowed access to duo lingo
at the stage of unemployment where I’m considering rewatching MadMen
July 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
at the stage of unemployment where I’m considering rewatching MadMen
Right now there’s a stand-for-the-flag guy in a pool, pissing through his stars and stripes board shorts
July 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Right now there’s a stand-for-the-flag guy in a pool, pissing through his stars and stripes board shorts
Planning an NYC pilgrimage to walk the Via Dolo-dosa
Good evening from Inwood Hill Park, the very top of Manhattan.
For the first time in a long time, I’m wearing my sneakers because tonight we’re walking the whole island.
See you in the streets.
For the first time in a long time, I’m wearing my sneakers because tonight we’re walking the whole island.
See you in the streets.
June 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Planning an NYC pilgrimage to walk the Via Dolo-dosa
I don’t believe in the concept of humiliation rituals but I have no other explanation for The Materialists
June 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I don’t believe in the concept of humiliation rituals but I have no other explanation for The Materialists
how it feels to post an incredible bit on the void that is Bluesky
an elderly woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a blue background .
ALT: an elderly woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a blue background .
media.tenor.com
June 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
how it feels to post an incredible bit on the void that is Bluesky
Elon could win with a medi-K for all campaign
June 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Elon could win with a medi-K for all campaign
You have to admit the charred bloater looked delicious
April 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
You have to admit the charred bloater looked delicious
Is she available to fix trump’s Colorado portrait?
March 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Is she available to fix trump’s Colorado portrait?
Mr Milchick hosts SNL by end of this season
March 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Mr Milchick hosts SNL by end of this season
picking Duke to win so Timothy Ratliff has something to live for
March 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
picking Duke to win so Timothy Ratliff has something to live for
Circuit blueprint… base code… overtime contingency… Glasgow block… all of it!!!
March 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Circuit blueprint… base code… overtime contingency… Glasgow block… all of it!!!
vanderpump rules is a show about katie maloney finding her perfect hairstyle through an 11 year hero’s journey
March 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
vanderpump rules is a show about katie maloney finding her perfect hairstyle through an 11 year hero’s journey
my current dissertation topic has become untenable, the work a dead end that must be abandoned for richer subject matter - me finding out about Luigi sex tape
March 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
my current dissertation topic has become untenable, the work a dead end that must be abandoned for richer subject matter - me finding out about Luigi sex tape
Fine I’ll do it but you guys gotta get the news to refer to me as one of the beautiful female characters from the Mario universe (NOT Birdo!!)
February 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Fine I’ll do it but you guys gotta get the news to refer to me as one of the beautiful female characters from the Mario universe (NOT Birdo!!)
dems are so devoid of vision and prospects, the inevitable outcome of these plane crashes is a Pete 2028 presidential campaign
February 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
dems are so devoid of vision and prospects, the inevitable outcome of these plane crashes is a Pete 2028 presidential campaign
Please @naomiaklein.bsky.social you’re needed in this space, I’ll share my Apple TV login
February 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Please @naomiaklein.bsky.social you’re needed in this space, I’ll share my Apple TV login
Crazy to think that grizzled pioneers and sailors lived off beef jerky when it’s like $11 a bag
February 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Crazy to think that grizzled pioneers and sailors lived off beef jerky when it’s like $11 a bag
doing poppers as a radical act of solidarity with anyone who’s had a lobotomy
February 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
doing poppers as a radical act of solidarity with anyone who’s had a lobotomy
If men and women can’t be “just friends” then please explain my marriage
February 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If men and women can’t be “just friends” then please explain my marriage