VictorianSnailGod
@victoriansnailgod.bsky.social
While I try to keep this account as SFW as possible. I’ll still put a MDNI warning. Anyway, I love rhythm games, cats, dogs and Cult of the Lamb :3
22 | any pronoun | Bi
22 | any pronoun | Bi
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It’s so surreal to see that an account that’s significantly bigger than you are, follow you back. Like, what post made you follow? Are you forced to follow us? Blink twice slowly if you are in trouble
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Happy New Year 2026!
December 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Happy New Year 2026!
Definitely the cutest pic I just took of my cat <3
December 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Definitely the cutest pic I just took of my cat <3
Finally shaved my facial hair today. I look like my sister and it's a little bit of gender euphoria ngl
December 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Finally shaved my facial hair today. I look like my sister and it's a little bit of gender euphoria ngl
My cat has a carrier in massage therapy (he’s making biscuits on my leg lol)
December 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My cat has a carrier in massage therapy (he’s making biscuits on my leg lol)
After I recorded this, he jumped and landed on my stomach. I almost threw up lol
December 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
After I recorded this, he jumped and landed on my stomach. I almost threw up lol
My cat takes biscuit making very seriously. He uses his hind legs too
December 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
My cat takes biscuit making very seriously. He uses his hind legs too
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I apparently look like Markiplier.
This is the only best compliment of all time
This is the only best compliment of all time
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I apparently look like Markiplier.
This is the only best compliment of all time
This is the only best compliment of all time
I had to bite the bullet. I formatted the drive and cried
Up at 04:00 trying to recover my data
December 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I had to bite the bullet. I formatted the drive and cried
Up at 04:00 trying to recover my data
December 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Up at 04:00 trying to recover my data
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I’m feeling a bit down and I think my cats could tell, they came to hang out with me ❤️
December 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I’m feeling a bit down and I think my cats could tell, they came to hang out with me ❤️
Sometimes I’m scared of the thought that we’re not alone in the universe. If we discover microbial life, it means we’re not ahead of the great filter.
If we’re not ahead of the filter, then… sorry some existential crisis at 01:00 lol
If we’re not ahead of the filter, then… sorry some existential crisis at 01:00 lol
December 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Sometimes I’m scared of the thought that we’re not alone in the universe. If we discover microbial life, it means we’re not ahead of the great filter.
If we’re not ahead of the filter, then… sorry some existential crisis at 01:00 lol
If we’re not ahead of the filter, then… sorry some existential crisis at 01:00 lol
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i’m SO tired of ai slop I could throttle someone
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i’m SO tired of ai slop I could throttle someone
I like that the good ending for The Grinch is him literally getting a heart attack lol
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I like that the good ending for The Grinch is him literally getting a heart attack lol
I had a Spencer Shay moment.
The air fryer caught fire because my mom left parchment paper in it.
(I hope the gif works)
The air fryer caught fire because my mom left parchment paper in it.
(I hope the gif works)
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I had a Spencer Shay moment.
The air fryer caught fire because my mom left parchment paper in it.
(I hope the gif works)
The air fryer caught fire because my mom left parchment paper in it.
(I hope the gif works)
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Shadowboxing
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Shadowboxing
My cat is Sans!
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My cat is Sans!
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Nerd and Jock costumes
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Nerd and Jock costumes
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stop showing me AI "art" on my discover feed or i will literally eat your fingers
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
stop showing me AI "art" on my discover feed or i will literally eat your fingers
"Evil medics are people that give BBLs"
-My friend
-My friend
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"Evil medics are people that give BBLs"
-My friend
-My friend
Fellas, is it gay to not be sexist?
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Fellas, is it gay to not be sexist?
My friend is so white that when he sent me a hand pic, I was temporarily blinded
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My friend is so white that when he sent me a hand pic, I was temporarily blinded
So, I’ve been wanting to make bread for a few months now. Today I can finally make it because my mom has brought me active dry yeast!
My bread is proofing nicely <3
My bread is proofing nicely <3
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
So, I’ve been wanting to make bread for a few months now. Today I can finally make it because my mom has brought me active dry yeast!
My bread is proofing nicely <3
My bread is proofing nicely <3
My dumbass forgot that Spiky Shield is a status move. I was wondering why it wasn’t. Because I have Assault Vest on!!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My dumbass forgot that Spiky Shield is a status move. I was wondering why it wasn’t. Because I have Assault Vest on!!!
GTA 6 will probably be as hype as Silksong’s release
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
GTA 6 will probably be as hype as Silksong’s release