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Kyle Brown
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Just a lil guy who's doing his best.
Web Developer | Video Game Boy | He/Him.
CBS: The ICE agents ordered tuna salad sandwiches for lunch, but a domestic terrorist chef added a few drops of Sriracha for 'flavor'.

The ICE agents are currently in intensive care, but are expected to survive the extreme tummy ache. The chef responsible has been summarily executed.
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Fuck it. Today is a wash. Gonna play video games and get my head on straight.
January 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Boy am I ready for all the most powerful people on the planet to start reaping what they've sown, but it's taking too fucking long.
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Taking an edible and watching True Lies is the only way to ring in the new year.
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Using the PS Portal to level my crafters in FFXIV while simultaneously catching up on TV shows I've missed is both an amazing feat of technology and also the most iPad baby I've ever felt. Just throw Subway Surfers in the corner and the overstimulation will be complete.
December 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You can take the cinema from my cold, dead hands.
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I fuckin' love goin' to the movies. Fill me up with popcorn and cola and show me all the magic pictures, I'm in fuckin' heaven.
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Didn't make sense not to live for fun
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The overreaction from both the right and center left about Mamdani getting elected is going to lead to real whiplash when NYC ends up being basically the same to your average person. Just maybe a little cheaper.

Like, this isn't Man in the High Castle. He just wants to make buses free.
November 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
A child singing "I need the Rizzler" to the tune of "I need a Hero" just nearly fucking killed me.
October 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance
July 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I don't want to "maximize shareholder value", I want to make my silly little posts and play video games.
October 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Lately I've been recommended Youtube shorts of clips from movies and TV shows that have been run through this terrible AI filter to make them... I don't know, look more like shit? It genuinely looks awful. Faces too smooth, contrast too high, color too oversaturated.

It sucks so much. Please stop.
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I want to kick Argath in the teeth so bad. Pompous little shit.
October 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The Rapture definitely happened, but only to a dude named Craig in Wichita, Kansas. He was the only one who got it right.
September 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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i actually love it when i lose my 500 rosaries. i am freed from the burden of devotion and can now roam pharloom with the serenity of the faithless
September 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
In more fun news, cat.
September 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
When I was a teen, I was really into the Pendragon series of young adult novels. I've forgotten almost all of the plots at this point, except for one: The Reality Bug. In it, the main character tries to save a world that is dying due to its residents preferring to live in a perfect virtual world.
September 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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As the old saying goes...
January 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Alien: Earth reinforces my belief that we need to go back to crunchy, analog tech. Sleek and modern is lame, give me buttons and knobs and wires. Let me twist dials and flip switches. That's where life is.
September 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Fuck it, Bug Dimmadome
September 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hey maybe let's get off the Internet for a bit today. Play some games, read a book, pet your cat.
September 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM