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Baron Blood (Bava, 1972)
Castles: the worst place
to recite incantations
of cursed ancestors.
Baron Blood (Bava, 1972)
Castles: the worst place
to recite incantations
of cursed ancestors.
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Baron Blood (Bava, 1972)
Castles: the worst place
to recite incantations
of cursed ancestors.
Baron Blood (Bava, 1972)
Castles: the worst place
to recite incantations
of cursed ancestors.
#haikumoviereview
Blood and Black Lace (Bava, 1964)
Opening credits
features the players voguing:
strike a pose—then die!
Blood and Black Lace (Bava, 1964)
Opening credits
features the players voguing:
strike a pose—then die!
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Blood and Black Lace (Bava, 1964)
Opening credits
features the players voguing:
strike a pose—then die!
Blood and Black Lace (Bava, 1964)
Opening credits
features the players voguing:
strike a pose—then die!
December 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (Dickerson, 1995)
A campy siege flick
that reveals Jada Pinkett
is our true savior.
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (Dickerson, 1995)
A campy siege flick
that reveals Jada Pinkett
is our true savior.
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (Dickerson, 1995)
A campy siege flick
that reveals Jada Pinkett
is our true savior.
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (Dickerson, 1995)
A campy siege flick
that reveals Jada Pinkett
is our true savior.
#haikumoviereview
Bordello of Blood (Adler, 1996)
All these vampires
yet we’re stuck with hours of
Dennis Miller schtick.
Bordello of Blood (Adler, 1996)
All these vampires
yet we’re stuck with hours of
Dennis Miller schtick.
December 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Bordello of Blood (Adler, 1996)
All these vampires
yet we’re stuck with hours of
Dennis Miller schtick.
Bordello of Blood (Adler, 1996)
All these vampires
yet we’re stuck with hours of
Dennis Miller schtick.
#haikumoviereview
A White Dress for Marialé (Scavolini, 1972)
Perhaps ennui can
be cured by playing dress-up
and then murdering.
A White Dress for Marialé (Scavolini, 1972)
Perhaps ennui can
be cured by playing dress-up
and then murdering.
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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A White Dress for Marialé (Scavolini, 1972)
Perhaps ennui can
be cured by playing dress-up
and then murdering.
A White Dress for Marialé (Scavolini, 1972)
Perhaps ennui can
be cured by playing dress-up
and then murdering.
#haikumoviereview
Camp Hell (vanBuskirk, 2010)
The Virgin Mary
says "Enough!" and who am I
to deny her will?
Camp Hell (vanBuskirk, 2010)
The Virgin Mary
says "Enough!" and who am I
to deny her will?
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Camp Hell (vanBuskirk, 2010)
The Virgin Mary
says "Enough!" and who am I
to deny her will?
Camp Hell (vanBuskirk, 2010)
The Virgin Mary
says "Enough!" and who am I
to deny her will?
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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The French Sex Murders (Merighi, 1972)
So what’s French: the sex,
the murders, or, perhaps, all
the Italians?
The French Sex Murders (Merighi, 1972)
So what’s French: the sex,
the murders, or, perhaps, all
the Italians?
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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The French Sex Murders (Merighi, 1972)
So what’s French: the sex,
the murders, or, perhaps, all
the Italians?
The French Sex Murders (Merighi, 1972)
So what’s French: the sex,
the murders, or, perhaps, all
the Italians?
#haikumoviereview
Nine Guests for a Crime (Baldi, 1977)
Swinging family,
mostly naked, all snuffed out
because they are jerks.
Nine Guests for a Crime (Baldi, 1977)
Swinging family,
mostly naked, all snuffed out
because they are jerks.
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Nine Guests for a Crime (Baldi, 1977)
Swinging family,
mostly naked, all snuffed out
because they are jerks.
Nine Guests for a Crime (Baldi, 1977)
Swinging family,
mostly naked, all snuffed out
because they are jerks.
#haikumoviereview
The Naked Witch (Alexander & Buchanan, 1960)
A questionable
history, stilted witching:
hillbilly Häxan.
The Naked Witch (Alexander & Buchanan, 1960)
A questionable
history, stilted witching:
hillbilly Häxan.
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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The Naked Witch (Alexander & Buchanan, 1960)
A questionable
history, stilted witching:
hillbilly Häxan.
The Naked Witch (Alexander & Buchanan, 1960)
A questionable
history, stilted witching:
hillbilly Häxan.
#haikumoviereview
Strip Nude for Your Killer (Bianchi, 1975)
Oh, the heady days
when giallos were little
more than softcore porn.
Strip Nude for Your Killer (Bianchi, 1975)
Oh, the heady days
when giallos were little
more than softcore porn.
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Strip Nude for Your Killer (Bianchi, 1975)
Oh, the heady days
when giallos were little
more than softcore porn.
Strip Nude for Your Killer (Bianchi, 1975)
Oh, the heady days
when giallos were little
more than softcore porn.
#haikumoviereview
Naked You Die (Margheriti, 1968)
Much less nudity
than you’d think. Forget the main
character. Go, Jill!
Naked You Die (Margheriti, 1968)
Much less nudity
than you’d think. Forget the main
character. Go, Jill!
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Naked You Die (Margheriti, 1968)
Much less nudity
than you’d think. Forget the main
character. Go, Jill!
Naked You Die (Margheriti, 1968)
Much less nudity
than you’d think. Forget the main
character. Go, Jill!
#haikumoviereview
Corpse Eaters (Passmore & Vetter, 1974)
Too much narrating
while driving and not enough
of the corpse eating.
Corpse Eaters (Passmore & Vetter, 1974)
Too much narrating
while driving and not enough
of the corpse eating.
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Corpse Eaters (Passmore & Vetter, 1974)
Too much narrating
while driving and not enough
of the corpse eating.
Corpse Eaters (Passmore & Vetter, 1974)
Too much narrating
while driving and not enough
of the corpse eating.
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Cake of Blood (various, 1971)
If Ingmar Bergman
were Spanish and loved tortured,
whispered narration.
Cake of Blood (various, 1971)
If Ingmar Bergman
were Spanish and loved tortured,
whispered narration.
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Cake of Blood (various, 1971)
If Ingmar Bergman
were Spanish and loved tortured,
whispered narration.
Cake of Blood (various, 1971)
If Ingmar Bergman
were Spanish and loved tortured,
whispered narration.
#haikumoviereview
The First Nudie Musical (Haggard & Kimmel, 1976)
Not all the jokes are
wieners but, with what they have,
they give their breast shot.
The First Nudie Musical (Haggard & Kimmel, 1976)
Not all the jokes are
wieners but, with what they have,
they give their breast shot.
November 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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The First Nudie Musical (Haggard & Kimmel, 1976)
Not all the jokes are
wieners but, with what they have,
they give their breast shot.
The First Nudie Musical (Haggard & Kimmel, 1976)
Not all the jokes are
wieners but, with what they have,
they give their breast shot.
#haikumoviereview
Clown in a Cornfield (Craig, 2025)
Don’t know manual
or rotary phones; kids these
days just won’t cut it.
Clown in a Cornfield (Craig, 2025)
Don’t know manual
or rotary phones; kids these
days just won’t cut it.
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Clown in a Cornfield (Craig, 2025)
Don’t know manual
or rotary phones; kids these
days just won’t cut it.
Clown in a Cornfield (Craig, 2025)
Don’t know manual
or rotary phones; kids these
days just won’t cut it.
#haikumoviereview
Until Dawn (Sandberg, 2025)
Watching the same bland
teens die in the same bland ways
equals beige horror.
Until Dawn (Sandberg, 2025)
Watching the same bland
teens die in the same bland ways
equals beige horror.
October 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Until Dawn (Sandberg, 2025)
Watching the same bland
teens die in the same bland ways
equals beige horror.
Until Dawn (Sandberg, 2025)
Watching the same bland
teens die in the same bland ways
equals beige horror.
#haikumoviereview
Handsome Devil (Butler, 2016)
Sweet British gay boys
in one of those feel-good tales
that turns sweet boys gay.
Handsome Devil (Butler, 2016)
Sweet British gay boys
in one of those feel-good tales
that turns sweet boys gay.
October 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Handsome Devil (Butler, 2016)
Sweet British gay boys
in one of those feel-good tales
that turns sweet boys gay.
Handsome Devil (Butler, 2016)
Sweet British gay boys
in one of those feel-good tales
that turns sweet boys gay.
#haikumoviereview
The Woman in the Yard (Collet-Serra, 2025)
Spooky goings-on
down at Ol' Tragedy Farm.
Pretty obvious.
The Woman in the Yard (Collet-Serra, 2025)
Spooky goings-on
down at Ol' Tragedy Farm.
Pretty obvious.
October 27, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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The Woman in the Yard (Collet-Serra, 2025)
Spooky goings-on
down at Ol' Tragedy Farm.
Pretty obvious.
The Woman in the Yard (Collet-Serra, 2025)
Spooky goings-on
down at Ol' Tragedy Farm.
Pretty obvious.
#haikumoviereview
Play Dead (Wittman, 1983)
Why did Rottweiler
Greta never reach slasher
icon status? Bitch.
Play Dead (Wittman, 1983)
Why did Rottweiler
Greta never reach slasher
icon status? Bitch.
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Play Dead (Wittman, 1983)
Why did Rottweiler
Greta never reach slasher
icon status? Bitch.
Play Dead (Wittman, 1983)
Why did Rottweiler
Greta never reach slasher
icon status? Bitch.
#haikumoviereview
Dogs of Hell (Keeter, 1983)
Lake Lure: home of
combustible cars, walking
parcels of dog chow.
Dogs of Hell (Keeter, 1983)
Lake Lure: home of
combustible cars, walking
parcels of dog chow.
October 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Dogs of Hell (Keeter, 1983)
Lake Lure: home of
combustible cars, walking
parcels of dog chow.
Dogs of Hell (Keeter, 1983)
Lake Lure: home of
combustible cars, walking
parcels of dog chow.
#haikumoviereview
Dogs (Brinckerhoff, 1976)
What’s causing canine
mischief? Pheromones? Hippies?
Awkward dialogue?
Dogs (Brinckerhoff, 1976)
What’s causing canine
mischief? Pheromones? Hippies?
Awkward dialogue?
October 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Dogs (Brinckerhoff, 1976)
What’s causing canine
mischief? Pheromones? Hippies?
Awkward dialogue?
Dogs (Brinckerhoff, 1976)
What’s causing canine
mischief? Pheromones? Hippies?
Awkward dialogue?
#haikumoviereview
Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell (Harrington, 1978)
That puppy’s sparkling
eyes means that he’s the bestest
boy of the devil.
Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell (Harrington, 1978)
That puppy’s sparkling
eyes means that he’s the bestest
boy of the devil.
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell (Harrington, 1978)
That puppy’s sparkling
eyes means that he’s the bestest
boy of the devil.
Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell (Harrington, 1978)
That puppy’s sparkling
eyes means that he’s the bestest
boy of the devil.
#haikumoviereview
Dracula's Fiancée (Rollin, 2002)
A double-barreled
shotgun of carnivalesque
Gothic tragedy.
Dracula's Fiancée (Rollin, 2002)
A double-barreled
shotgun of carnivalesque
Gothic tragedy.
October 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Dracula's Fiancée (Rollin, 2002)
A double-barreled
shotgun of carnivalesque
Gothic tragedy.
Dracula's Fiancée (Rollin, 2002)
A double-barreled
shotgun of carnivalesque
Gothic tragedy.