My net connection regularly shits the bed at peak hours and refuses to load images for considerable periods of time.

Alt text loads just fine in those periods and reminds me to go back over the feed once the net sorts out its shit.

I wasn't expecting to discover a mildly titillating Norwegian cooking show as part of an Embassy's public outreach.

But I'm sure as hell not complaining.

Tie in with the Tasting History guy when?

I would be interested, but prioritise your own wellbeing and work life balance first.

Gives me vibes somewhere between Techmoan and Ask a Mortician. Possibly with a hint of Tasting History.

Aw, he looks so sweet.

What crime was he committing when you caught him?

Also, if you've got the PC for it, so many mods.

We had a cat who was... ..special.

She liked to jump off the rail above the stairs onto folks heads, then GRIP on to their scalps.

She also, on two occasions, forgot that she needed to open her mouth to eat and stuffed her face into her food.

We had to hold her down to clear her nose of food.

Ok yeh, I'm too tired for the internet.

It took several seconds to parse that this isn't an actual thing crypto bros are doing.

Yet anyway, give them a week I guess.

Yes because this should be a priority over fundamental issues in the OS.

There's nothing stopping them being made WITH the existing standards.

People just don't buy them anymore.

Morgan still build their cars mostly out of wood for crying out loud.

These guys are such obvious morons it hurts.

This is the plot of Unauthorised Bread.

God that was dystopian when it came out, now it's a relatively mild - even optimistic vision.

Not gonna lie, I'd silicone a bit of plywood over the screen after this.

Or just break the screen.