Vijetha
@vijetha.bsky.social
24 | Runs on coffee & chaos | Politics, music & drama addict | Finance & audit by day, overthinking by night | She/Her | Bi 🌈
Took a Pew quiz—Establishment Liberal. Still waiting on my secret invite, rainbow tote bag, and VIP pass to the deep state. 😉
Took a Pew quiz—Establishment Liberal. Still waiting on my secret invite, rainbow tote bag, and VIP pass to the deep state. 😉
Dude really said,
“Step 1: kill parents.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: profit."
Like it’s a GTA side quest gone wildly off-script.
Also, imagine explaining that plan to your cellmate. “So what are you in for?”
“Uh… tried to off Trump with my mom’s credit card.” 🤦🏽♀️😂
nypost.com/2025/04/13/u...
“Step 1: kill parents.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: profit."
Like it’s a GTA side quest gone wildly off-script.
Also, imagine explaining that plan to your cellmate. “So what are you in for?”
“Uh… tried to off Trump with my mom’s credit card.” 🤦🏽♀️😂
nypost.com/2025/04/13/u...
April 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Dude really said,
“Step 1: kill parents.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: profit."
Like it’s a GTA side quest gone wildly off-script.
Also, imagine explaining that plan to your cellmate. “So what are you in for?”
“Uh… tried to off Trump with my mom’s credit card.” 🤦🏽♀️😂
nypost.com/2025/04/13/u...
“Step 1: kill parents.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: profit."
Like it’s a GTA side quest gone wildly off-script.
Also, imagine explaining that plan to your cellmate. “So what are you in for?”
“Uh… tried to off Trump with my mom’s credit card.” 🤦🏽♀️😂
nypost.com/2025/04/13/u...
Oh God! How much do I love Chrissy Teigen!! 🤣
March 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Oh God! How much do I love Chrissy Teigen!! 🤣
Nancy Pelosi is right again! She might be shady, but she had bigger balls than half of Congress—combined. She clowned the GOP, pimp-slapped her own party, and still shoved bills through like she had diplomatic immunity. Love her or hate her, she ran the Hill like it was her personal Game of Thrones.
March 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Nancy Pelosi is right again! She might be shady, but she had bigger balls than half of Congress—combined. She clowned the GOP, pimp-slapped her own party, and still shoved bills through like she had diplomatic immunity. Love her or hate her, she ran the Hill like it was her personal Game of Thrones.
Our generation is unserious and deeply cooked 😂💀
March 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Our generation is unserious and deeply cooked 😂💀
At this point, Elon isn’t running SpaceX—he’s running SpermX. Dude's single-handedly populating Mars before we even get there. 😂
March 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
At this point, Elon isn’t running SpaceX—he’s running SpermX. Dude's single-handedly populating Mars before we even get there. 😂
What are we gonna do about it? Susan Collins and I will unleash our most powerful weapon: a very disappointed letter—maybe even bold a few words. Then, like the fearless mavericks we are, we’ll vote exactly how everyone expects. Change is coming… just not today.
- Sen. Lisa Murkowski 🤡
- Sen. Lisa Murkowski 🤡
March 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
What are we gonna do about it? Susan Collins and I will unleash our most powerful weapon: a very disappointed letter—maybe even bold a few words. Then, like the fearless mavericks we are, we’ll vote exactly how everyone expects. Change is coming… just not today.
- Sen. Lisa Murkowski 🤡
- Sen. Lisa Murkowski 🤡
China, IRAQ and IRAN abstained but US voted NO. The f**k is happening now? This is not a compromise it's a stab in the back. US is officially siding with Russia now.
Just look at the yes votes...you can find dictators and wannabe dictators including Israel and Nicaragua.
Just look at the yes votes...you can find dictators and wannabe dictators including Israel and Nicaragua.
February 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
China, IRAQ and IRAN abstained but US voted NO. The f**k is happening now? This is not a compromise it's a stab in the back. US is officially siding with Russia now.
Just look at the yes votes...you can find dictators and wannabe dictators including Israel and Nicaragua.
Just look at the yes votes...you can find dictators and wannabe dictators including Israel and Nicaragua.
I'll just leave it up here.
February 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I'll just leave it up here.
This is actually depressing.
February 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is actually depressing.
Quit snapping pictures of me with your stupid a** camera while I'm minding my own "plucking" business! 🗣😤
-4th grade me on a field trip in India.
-4th grade me on a field trip in India.
February 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Quit snapping pictures of me with your stupid a** camera while I'm minding my own "plucking" business! 🗣😤
-4th grade me on a field trip in India.
-4th grade me on a field trip in India.
No shame whatsoever. F**k Tr*mp, this entire administration and Karoline Leavitt.
February 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
No shame whatsoever. F**k Tr*mp, this entire administration and Karoline Leavitt.
This is why I pay for my internet! 🥰❤️🩹😂
January 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
This is why I pay for my internet! 🥰❤️🩹😂
Somethings never change 😂
January 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Somethings never change 😂
January 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'll burn everything down to the ground if she doesn't get a Grammy this year!
#cybertruck
#cybertruck
January 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I'll burn everything down to the ground if she doesn't get a Grammy this year!
#cybertruck
#cybertruck
@anntelnaes.bsky.social strikes again with the same cartoon.
January 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
@anntelnaes.bsky.social strikes again with the same cartoon.
Meanwhile Johnson....
Mace probably had another fit yesterday. 😂
Mace probably had another fit yesterday. 😂
January 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Meanwhile Johnson....
Mace probably had another fit yesterday. 😂
Mace probably had another fit yesterday. 😂
Kamala Harris should basically do a media blitz....go on every podcast, tv channel and media by the end of 2025/26.
She should call it
"I Told You So" tour.
She should call it
"I Told You So" tour.
December 31, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Kamala Harris should basically do a media blitz....go on every podcast, tv channel and media by the end of 2025/26.
She should call it
"I Told You So" tour.
She should call it
"I Told You So" tour.
Some people judged you solely based on a 4 year term during a very difficult time but I learned that you did everything you could. An advocate for advancing democracy and human rights. I don't believe in heaven but if there was one, you and your wife are there for sure.
Rest In Peace Mr. President.
Rest In Peace Mr. President.
December 29, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Some people judged you solely based on a 4 year term during a very difficult time but I learned that you did everything you could. An advocate for advancing democracy and human rights. I don't believe in heaven but if there was one, you and your wife are there for sure.
Rest In Peace Mr. President.
Rest In Peace Mr. President.
Elon on January 20th.....
December 29, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Elon on January 20th.....
My jogging trail....🧥👟
December 26, 2024 at 9:33 PM
My jogging trail....🧥👟
That's it...
They're gonna cut Medicare, Medicaid and SNAP. JFC!
They're gonna cut Medicare, Medicaid and SNAP. JFC!
December 20, 2024 at 7:08 PM
That's it...
They're gonna cut Medicare, Medicaid and SNAP. JFC!
They're gonna cut Medicare, Medicaid and SNAP. JFC!