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#harshtarg
estate AGENT the important missing word there.
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I went ‘lol’ so YES THIS TOTALLY TRACKS
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 AM
[appreciation of the GREENGROCERS’S APOSTROPHE’S here]
February 7, 2026 at 7:27 PM
that picture just cleared my sinuses!
February 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
And worse still.
I remember an English lesson where something like this was written on the board:
“John where James had had had had had had had was the correct form”
February 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
yeah, the coat is *done*, even at £95 it would be “will you take £30?”. The dress had a big snag up front and (to my eye) a mark from some careless ironing. Bonkers.
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Yes. (Millwall are away).
February 7, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Eventually I forced a “what if Nancy & Lee covered Japan’s European Son?” (arr. Billy Strange), but that washed out as Wichita Lineman. None more Radio 2 : /
#dignitas
February 7, 2026 at 6:36 AM
unconscious self*

Yeah, I got up again to correct it. These things can make the difference between sleep and another couple of hours spinning.
February 7, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I used to have one of these! (God. Am I really going to have one of these again?). Currently learning left-handed mousing…
February 5, 2026 at 11:24 AM
I don’t think Dignitas do walk-ups, but will enquire.
February 5, 2026 at 9:36 AM
no, a stupidly long* cable but USB-A

(*I am used to Apple keyboards/mice)
February 5, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Trying the switching-hands hack. I am terribly one-sided for various life reasons, but I /used/ to paint and draw with my left, so I am sure it can be done!
February 5, 2026 at 9:11 AM
It’s actually an MS Intellimouse from the Dawn of Time - the grey plastic is now a lovely nicotine’d beige.
February 5, 2026 at 9:09 AM
You’d think I’d have already looked at the other hand and said “waitaminute, what if…”

But NO.

- will give this a go, thank you : )
February 5, 2026 at 9:08 AM
switched to a wired mouse anyway. Marginal gains.
February 5, 2026 at 9:01 AM