Shirley Jackson was so pissed when readers of the magazine wrote in wondering where the setting of The Lottery was because they wanted to attend the 'festivities' as tourists.

Neph is my favorite unit in PoR

(Spoiler: It has nothing to do with protecting children)

Potoooooooo

My brother once gave me shit for using 'iterative' to describe what I was doing at work. 🙄

For the love of god, Montressor!

I remember my Saturday morning cartoons being interrupted by Princess Di's funeral and being very unhappy about it since I was six at the time.

Secret rooms are a bad idea since firefighters can't sweep them in the event of fire.

I'm still mourning Uncle Henry's going out of print.

(Sorry for the repost I forgot alt-text)

Christopher, having your players stumble on the Cthrag Sardius is just mean.

Get in the Halloween spirit by depicting your characters at the worst moments of their lives! Grieving a fallen friend! Getting a nasty medical diagnosis! Discovering that their roommate didn't replace the toilet paper because it had 3 squares left. Forced to wait at the DMV!

Does (2) mean that this suit is now going to be used as ammo for people looking for arguments to preserve QI?

A blade that can only cut nonliving material. A shield that stores kinetic energy from blows that the wielder can release later. A helmet that allows you to see in 360 degrees. A jock strap that is impervious to damage regardless of how dire the situation the heroes find themselves in.

If you have to be bled to keep your counts down, might as well save on your power bill while you do it?