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Alvin Jones
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Fairly standard family fella.
Aah, makes sense now, millions of them underthinking it #dumb&dumber
April 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
My fingers are firmly crossed. There may be extra hope that the constant application of Tango-Tan on just his face may cause some catastrophic epidermis condition. I am constantly amazed that the majority there cannot see that he is batshit.
April 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Can someone please reassure me that there is some mechanism by which this chancer can be removed?
April 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The BBC are constantly using a pic of his face that perfectly shows off his oompah loompah contrast line. Grotesque.
April 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Those boots tell you all you need to know ❤️
January 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Oh yes, you totally selfish halfwits. Pay for your fuel (ideally pay-at-pump), move your car to parking 30 seconds away and crack on with your bits and bobs #boilsmypiss
January 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Two recently: 1. Paying a court for copies of grant of probate (think Jacob Rees-Mogg was involved in process improvement on this one) 2. Paying for Boxing Day lunch at our favourite pub just into Herefordshire from Wales. Time has stood still and all the better for it.
January 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I very much doubt that Elon has ever come close to this triumph, blinkered as he is by his wankyness. I have my technique for this folding conundrum. Basically, if it ends up roughly oblongish at the end, what goes before is between me and the sheet 😉
January 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What a masterpiece this album is.
December 10, 2024 at 7:01 AM
NÏVLA - easy-release meatball press
November 30, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Hail Bop - Django Django. Probably the best song featuring hard precipitation. No fading out please, needs playing to hard stop ❄️❄️❄️
November 27, 2024 at 12:40 PM
😢
November 24, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Complimentary contamination with every squeeze 🙈
November 24, 2024 at 7:43 AM
I wonder if their gimp will get any screen time 🤔
November 24, 2024 at 7:14 AM
She got that blouse from the market. I seen them in there.
November 24, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Farage was just the cure I needed. Loving all the time back.
November 24, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Yes, roofless and unheated. If only I'd put it to good use and gone all Wim Hof 🙈
November 21, 2024 at 12:08 PM