bro made me laugh so hard i got the hiccups, that's romance
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
bro made me laugh so hard i got the hiccups, that's romance
local idiot (me) eats a can of sour cream & onion pringles® for breakfast
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
local idiot (me) eats a can of sour cream & onion pringles® for breakfast
i love wearing cologne but i don't love getting dizzy & nauseous from smelling it on myself 🫶🏻
December 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i love wearing cologne but i don't love getting dizzy & nauseous from smelling it on myself 🫶🏻
my favorite thing about listening to classical music is pretending i'm in a period drama & experiencing a descent into madness
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
my favorite thing about listening to classical music is pretending i'm in a period drama & experiencing a descent into madness
when in doubt, do some jumping jacks !!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
when in doubt, do some jumping jacks !!!!!
stretched myself too thin with some projects but that's okay because i secretly love the anguish #imtheproblem
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
stretched myself too thin with some projects but that's okay because i secretly love the anguish #imtheproblem
the kinds of e-mails i send my professors at 2am
December 4, 2025 at 7:03 AM
the kinds of e-mails i send my professors at 2am
big fan of the woman next to me who pulled up with an entire tiramisù & ate it all in one sitting. wish i were her! and in roughly half an hour, i will be…
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
big fan of the woman next to me who pulled up with an entire tiramisù & ate it all in one sitting. wish i were her! and in roughly half an hour, i will be…
is it ethical to eat mcdonald's nuggets for lunch? it seems like more of an after-sunset ordeal :/
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
is it ethical to eat mcdonald's nuggets for lunch? it seems like more of an after-sunset ordeal :/
watching youtube videos about mathematical theories with my engineering phd roommate because why not
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
watching youtube videos about mathematical theories with my engineering phd roommate because why not
she shiver on my timbers till i walk the plank
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
she shiver on my timbers till i walk the plank
i keep finding songs i like only to find out later on that they're AI, i actually need a world leader to grow a pair & unplug the entire internet, we can't keep living like this!
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
i keep finding songs i like only to find out later on that they're AI, i actually need a world leader to grow a pair & unplug the entire internet, we can't keep living like this!
my roommate: i don't want to fall asleep on the couch again, when i woke up my back was killing me
also my roommate, 2 mins later:
also my roommate, 2 mins later:
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
my roommate: i don't want to fall asleep on the couch again, when i woke up my back was killing me
also my roommate, 2 mins later:
also my roommate, 2 mins later:
thinking about the girl who asked me in lab last week if i was '04. i don't think i'll ever get a nicer compliment
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
thinking about the girl who asked me in lab last week if i was '04. i don't think i'll ever get a nicer compliment
what if snow is actually just the heavenly angels shredding parmesan cheese over us before they eat us? 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
what if snow is actually just the heavenly angels shredding parmesan cheese over us before they eat us? 🤔
boy do i hate being mansplained to!
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
boy do i hate being mansplained to!
she aça on my í til i bowl
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
she aça on my í til i bowl
why did i wake up feeling hungover when i didn't even drink last night… is this just what dehydration feels like?
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
why did i wake up feeling hungover when i didn't even drink last night… is this just what dehydration feels like?
it's so annoying when a poutine starts to cool & thus imprint on the paper like Jacob onto Renéesme :/
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
it's so annoying when a poutine starts to cool & thus imprint on the paper like Jacob onto Renéesme :/
having pistachio tiramisù for breakfast … anything is possible when you believe
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
having pistachio tiramisù for breakfast … anything is possible when you believe
i forgot i bought a kitkat & just found it melted in my pocket 👍
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i forgot i bought a kitkat & just found it melted in my pocket 👍
had a caesar salad with some coke zero for dinner, feeling like an absolute monarch the way i'm living life so deliciously
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
had a caesar salad with some coke zero for dinner, feeling like an absolute monarch the way i'm living life so deliciously
dreamt that i bought a pack of gum. truly riveting stuff happening in the unconscious
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
dreamt that i bought a pack of gum. truly riveting stuff happening in the unconscious
wikipedia is my best friend
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
wikipedia is my best friend