so i go "okay fine yes" and we start talking about it and i said "i probably wasn't subtle enough about it" and she said "dude. you told me you wanted a split dye."

IVE NEVER BEEN MORE VIOLENTLY CLOCKED IN MY LIFE

there's one other trans person in the friend group so we just yap about it together and it's great

not relapsing for this shit because a cigarette addiction is gross but still lowkey annoyed

what did nietzsche say about this ass whooping dude shut the fuck up

and if you're whining about how much you miss your ex MAKE IT CREATIVE AT LEAST? if i hear one more flat line like "i was a piece of shiiiiit to youuuu" while an acoustic riff is playing in the background i will kill myself