Someone finally won the Powerball, a victory for everyone waiting in line at the deli.

Statement from the IDF: "Okay we'll be honest guys. We saw a big, scary spider in that hospital."

Department of Defense -> Department of War

Department of Veteran's Affair's -> Department of Thanks for Coming to the War

Department of Transportation -> Department of Choo Choos and Vroom Vrooms

Department of the Interior -> Department of Not Sure What This One Does

"I'm an idle worshipper." - non-practicing Hindu

Pigeon of the month 12-2024
The pigeon from stillmatic

yes I would like to drink water and go to bed at a reasonable hour but that is not covered under my current self care plan

the trolley problem except you're in the trolley and can pull the brake but riding the trolley is a real hoot

It's the Thanksgiving Day parade! Featuring:
- 3 pigeons
- A moleman
- Frogmer
- Al Roker, or so he claims