no one jump me please i am being silly i do not have parasocial brainrot

yeah this is about a tweet i saw about stranger things what of it

“i normally hate straight couples but these two are so cute!!!” and it’s a couple who had racism thrown in their faces but pushed back on it to remain together just sit this out man

idgaf if he said in jest where is your drive brother where is your hunger to WIN

for legal reasons, this is a joke; i would never kill myself over a man, much less one that i don’t know personally

yeah i typed bibinos because typing bbno$’s felt insane

someone taps on without realising they haven’t topped up and now their business is the whole tram’s business i feel like i’m in a mcdonalds