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An air fryer is just a little oven.
Making @monomarks.at
I’m learning woodwork. Last weekend I found some pine on the side of the road and used it to have a go at this Japanese design called the AA Stool. Learned a few things along the way!
January 26, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Yep.
January 22, 2026 at 7:38 AM
IT’S LIKE SAYING A HORSE WAS TRYING TO DO A JIGSAW PUZZLE. IT MAKES NO EARTHLY SENSE.

(One second before I grabbed this, the lede opened with “A 37 year-old woman was trying to kill…”, which almost stopped my heart with pure rage; the edit makes it marginally less terrible, but only marginally.)
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
June 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Really.
April 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Mmm, relatable.
April 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The experiences I am being invited to give feedback on are… various beta releases of iOS? It’s so cringe.
April 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Cher in Silkwood was a good one I saw recently.
February 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I know it’s not the point but this kerning situation has ended me
February 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
February 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Making a nice birthday card for my dad.
January 31, 2025 at 11:53 AM
This is what not having a job looks like (today). It’s nice.
January 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
🙄🤮
January 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Something about this diagram makes me feel like I’m having a stroke.
January 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Good idea
November 20, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I also suffered misfortune: this idiot took my fleece and won’t give it back.
June 28, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I did a very big walk and tomorrow I’m going to do another one.
May 27, 2024 at 4:19 PM
The sorry state of things
December 26, 2023 at 2:21 AM
How do you feel about Nigel Slater’s Christmas quince tart though?
December 18, 2023 at 7:55 AM
The daphne is out! Life begins again!
July 14, 2023 at 2:43 AM