I so wish he would make this the best Valentine's Day I've ever known.
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I so wish he would make this the best Valentine's Day I've ever known.
He ended 8 whores. He just can't spell.
February 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
He ended 8 whores. He just can't spell.
Spanish was spoken in Texas for 147 years before English. Study history.
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Spanish was spoken in Texas for 147 years before English. Study history.
Elevator ride with John Malkovich. He was leaning against the wall and every time I looked at him he closed his eyes like, "please don't speak." So we didn't.
February 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Elevator ride with John Malkovich. He was leaning against the wall and every time I looked at him he closed his eyes like, "please don't speak." So we didn't.
The NippleGate scandal! The good old days.
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The NippleGate scandal! The good old days.
Actually, no. WE are not.
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Actually, no. WE are not.