i lived bitch

buying a musical instrument from taylor swift is like buying acting lessons from tommy wiseau

tried a beginners HIIT workout on the recumbent bike but my clothes are so ill fitting now my titties popped out of my sports bra

the kneader...

5 and a half more work days and im free of customer service forever

straight up forgot i had this app bc my iphone gave it its own special homepage LMAO

if you ever wonder why every celebrity is suddenly looking as gaunt as a 103 year old monk it's me. im the one sneaking into peoples mansions and stealing their cheeks. im da buccal fat goblin yeeheehee

we could free edinburgh from its landlords overnight

am a lightweight and i am stickin handful ae catnip and am oot ma chicken

in the 70s you could make a song and then someone would make an entire pro-strike anti-cop movie based on your song starring kris kristofferson

in an ideal world i'd be a trucker and my cats would live in the cabin with me like that ol boy on tiktok

goin aff ma nut trying to figure out what to try and retrain in cause if it's not money it's disability getting in the way. fuck sake man

1977 San Francisco Gay Day Parade

watching a 25 year old reality tv show where a bunch of modern americans recreate living on the frontier in montana and one of the couples literally decided on a divorce 3 episodes in. guy was literally like "i don't wanna be stepdad anymore". leave him out there tbh

open the door, for i am a bogus gasman, wae a fake invite code, and am here tae ransack

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