Virtual Balboa
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Fighting games. Old games. Weird movies and music. Webcomic "Do I Smell Like Drugs?"
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Fiasco Mystery Tournament 11: BIG RED

Register Here...
challonge.com/fiasco11

Free entry, $30 to the winner!
$10 Venue Fee
Bring your own PC compatible controller.

3PM, November 8th
Primevil Games
4230 29th St SE

Can you guess the secret theme?
#fightinggames #grandrapids #videogames
virtualbalboa.bsky.social
And as long as there are games being played on PC hardware, I’m sure Microsoft will keep the copyrighted term “Xbox” circulating in some way
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Bad jokes aside, I didn’t realize The Ocho morphed into a real thing.
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“I AINT UNDERSTAND GOOD NUN UV THEM THERE FOOTBALLS IS FOOTBALL!! HOW IS YOOZ SUPOZED 2 WACH FOOTBALL IF IT AINT FOOTBALL?” - every member of my extended family over the age of 50.
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I’m in my mid 40’s. I’ve lived through the death of Atari, Coleco, Intelevision, Commodore, 3DO, CDI, Sega and traditional arcades. Nothing is sacred and never has been.
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action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed

old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
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Billy Idols Cyberpunk is an absolutely beautiful mess. At one point I owned the press kit that included a 3.5 disk with a HyperCard stack about the album
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Basement Brothers on YouTube do video essays on PC-88 and PC-98 games. Their work alone gives a lot of context for the era that the west never had, but you have to infer it yourself.

Example: Japan 16 bit CD add-ons were an attempt to bring Japanese PC gaming to consoles.
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Jim Cornette looks like The Re-Animator. #horror #wrestling #jimcornette
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Got me thinking. If Micro-Station-Ninten-X-Soft had been doing the same deep sales and backwards compatibility like Steam/PC has for the past 15 years, I’d have a both a HUGE back catalog and reason to stay loyal to their hardware ecosystem.
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“I’m a fitness influencer that promotes body diversity and says all shapes are beautiful.”

“I’m an ever so slightly overweight person carrying an extra 30lbs. Would you like to get a coffee and talk?”

“EEEW! Get away from me you disgusting pile of whipped cream!!!”
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I wish Aricer 2 hadn’t been cancelled.
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You're seriously going to tell me a human decided to add a weird green highlight to that right button, then shade the left control panel against the light source the right button is referencing?

This is also the only layer of the PSD with this level of blur/smoothing.
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The random lines, random shading, random light sources, weird proportions and weird blur are only found on that layer. All other layers are crisp and make sense.

If this isn't AI art, it was made to deliberately look like AI art.
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The random lines, shading, random light sources, proportions and blur are only found on that layer. All other layers are crisp and make sense.

If this isn't AI art, it was made to deliberately look like AI art.
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Already refunded.

Either pay real artists to do real work, or pay real artists that do real work.

SNK is owned by Saudi Arabia's Mohammed bin Salman Foundation, they can afford to hire real artists to do real art.
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show opened on US screens 50 years ago today. Initially a major box office bomb, cult cinema outsiders and queer audiences quickly took up the film’s mantle and turned it into a unique and exciting way of engaging with the movies. Remember kids, don’t dream it—be it!!
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Right as I walk into the office this morning, my phone decides to start blaring "This is How We Do It" at full volume.

I feel like a fucking idiot.
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About 15 years ago I had a coworker eat a bunch of Fiber One bars during the day, not realizing what they were getting into. They called in sick the next day.
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Yep, I knew I wouldn’t be the first to post this