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it/its. twenty nine. pretend cat. york
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whoa #bbcf1 is real trippy rn
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
not enough ppl are talking abt how i played huntr/x b2b with frank sinatra on the radio this year
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
shoutout shamen..... Es are good....
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
gang lives under a rock and let me tell u the way she put her head in her hands when i told her that spotify had acquired whosampled...
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
OH SHIT CLOUDFLARE IS BACK UP????
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
just popping in 2 say that if i'm forced 2 live within catshit individualism of capitalism you better not give my stupid codependent parents ANY fucking credit for how fucking perfect i am okay? neolibs don't get 2 have their cake and eat it!!!
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
i can't fucking believe what they did 2 pecknold. society is disgusting
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
ai just told me that dating me would be like dating a unicorn. and i don't think in the cruising sense
October 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
a really really REALLY cute girl is sitting opposite me on the train but she's pretty engrossed in her phone should i try and talk 2 her or do u think they'll lynch mob me if i do that
October 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
yeah so i been posting on my instagram story and feed a lot recently and neglecting all you tweeters. sorry. meow
October 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
shut up joris
September 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i think in the future anyone i pursue romantically will have to fill out and sign a legally-binding questionnaire stating their core beliefs and values so that i don't get emotionally invested in someone who like... is just gonna drop me because i'm an addict
September 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
in my personal opinion product owners don't know shit
September 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
the union flag is such a shit flag
September 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
software dev scrums exist to keep the product owner in their place
September 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
my heart sinks every time my instructor says "okay guys i'm going to share my screen with you"
September 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
August 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
it's hard being a ferrari fan, but i bet it's harder being a lando fan knowing he's lost the championship. at least us tifosi know we need miracles
August 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
zarah sultana is so based
August 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
bad news ppl... i have eczema on my cock. deffo gotta get bottom surgery now
August 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
real talk: chasers should not be allowed to use the t4t tag on grindr
August 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
how tf does verstappen not have a penalty for that shameful move on hamilton? the game's gone! #f1 #hungariangp
August 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
she pea on my nut until i anaphylaxis
July 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
she git on my hub til i release
July 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
meeshlan tires
July 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM