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@visitauguste.bsky.social

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Come visit Auguste today, see the sunny skies, sandy beaches, and most importantly, @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social! (Account managed by the Auguste Tourism Association Chairperson, opinions expressed here do not represent the association as a whole)

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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 1m

I won't let anyone get in the way of my special night with Meg, even if it kills—

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 33m

The Ocean Research Center! If this whole situation is because of a fish, then maybe we can find out more by going there!

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 1h

You're the same Meg inside, of course. But that smile you have on now is a wonderful new addition. You're so cuuute!

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 1h

Come to Auguste and let's spend a nice and cozy winterguste together.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 2h

Hey, Meg. How's everything with the zombies going? Is Ursula still working on it?

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 2h

Tell me-who do you love? You got anyone you treasure from the bottom of your heart?

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 3h

Sorry! I think her brain's still a bit frazzled from the shock! We should probably find her a comfy place to rest up!

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 4h

By the way, I've been thinking of moving out, maybe trying somewhere new. What do you think of that, Meg?

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 4h

Calm down, Meg. Everything's going to be okay. Nothing bad will happen.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 5h

Mari, hugging Meg: Nuh-uh! I only have eyes for Meg!

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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 5h

Loot? Is there a free-hug-from-Meg ticket or anything like that?

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 6h

I really don't get you sometimes...

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 6h

Looks like you've got tokens to trade in. You can go do that while Meg and I spend some time together.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 7h

Meg and Mari in the water surrounded by sharks

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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 8h

Look, I made a promise. I wasn't setting out to make Auguste a place for you to protect. I want it to be a place where you can find solace.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 8h

Then again, I can't exactly fight. But I figured I can probably handle a gun... So I came up with the idea of a device that can launch a shark.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 9h

May Meg and I live happily ever after in passionate marital bliss!

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 10h

Meg and Mari running with their arms linked

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 11h

Looks like you've got tokens to trade in. You can go do that while Meg and I spend some time together.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 11h

You don't need to rely on magic rocks or anything though, okay? You're fine just as you are.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 12h

I've seen it before. The long wings on top rotate when it flies.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 13h

Some shrine of matchmaking you are! Is it so hard for you to pair me up with a man who doesn't have soot for eyes?

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 13h

Have you heard of ecotourism? It's where a local area gets to show off cool features about the region, like its natural environment and history. That way tourists can learn the importance of the region, and that'll hopefully encourage them to think about conservation.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 14h

My poor Meg... I want to take you into my arms and comfort you right this second... I want to stroke your hair in bed with all my love...

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 14h