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@visitauguste.bsky.social

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Come visit Auguste today, see the sunny skies, sandy beaches, and most importantly, @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social! (Account managed by the Auguste Tourism Association Chairperson, opinions expressed here do not represent the association as a whole)

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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 1m

That's right. They had this big display of chocolates out front, just giving 'em away. So I stealthily nabbed the whole pile—all for Djeeta.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 39m

I know this is going to hurt, but ordinary girls do NOT go into the mountains to hunt wild animals and gut them!

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 1h

You don't need to rely on magic rocks or anything though, okay? You're fine just as you are.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 2h

So you can trade those tokens in for loot, huh? Let me know if there's anything Meg might like!

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 3h

You're the same Meg inside, of course. But that smile you have on now is a wonderful new addition. You're so cuuute!

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 3h

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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 4h

Not just the ocean. Your smile is back to how it used to be too, Meg.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 4h

Promo art for Auguste of the Dead, where Meg protects Mari from zombies

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 5h

Tell me-who do you love? You got anyone you treasure from the bottom of your heart?

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 6h

Meg and Mari running with their arms linked

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 6h

Promo art for Auguste of the Dead, where Mari asks for a selfie with Meg as Zombicopters attack in the background

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 7h

Meg, Mari, and Ursula standing together. Meg looks stoic while Mari has a huge smile on her face while holding a drink

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 7h

Enjoying the sauna, everyone?

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 8h

Creeps like that are a rupie a raftful! They're always crawling out of the woodwork here when something blows up.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 8h

O-okay then... Hah!

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 9h

Makeover? Nuh-uh. What you are is a paradigm shift!

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 10h

But look at her now—she's ripped enough to be a fitness model, turns monsters into minced meat, and can merge her arm with a shark.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 10h

Dear Meg. It's almost the holy night, and the illuminations are just crazy here.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 11h

Meg: You're so amazing, Mari! If there's anything I can do to help, just let me know, all right?

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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 11h

Oh, you're all going to the sauna? I'll see you off later then.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 12h

Meg, pushing Mari's hand into her outfit: It's okay! I work out and turn it all itno muscle! See for yourself! Mari, freaking out: Whoo! If it goes to muscle, who cares! Thank you and your six-pack, Meg!

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 12h

Well, you're wrong. Have you forgotten why the locals consider you a hero? There's still a lot for you to lend a hand with, so cheer up.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 13h

But Auguste's not just a place that you have to protect, is it? It's supposed to be a place where you can take a vacation and rest.

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 14h

I won't let anyone get in the way of my special night with Meg, even if it kills—

Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 14h

The Ocean Research Center! If this whole situation is because of a fish, then maybe we can find out more by going there!