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Come visit Auguste today, see the sunny skies, sandy beaches, and most importantly, @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social!
(Account managed by the Auguste Tourism Association Chairperson, opinions expressed here do not represent the association as a whole)
(Account managed by the Auguste Tourism Association Chairperson, opinions expressed here do not represent the association as a whole)
O-okay! (Ooh, Meg wants more of me!)
January 27, 2026 at 5:04 PM
O-okay! (Ooh, Meg wants more of me!)
Wreckage cleanup, damage assessment, devising new construction plans, getting the word out to other islands... There's too much to do to be wallowing in self-pity.
January 27, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Wreckage cleanup, damage assessment, devising new construction plans, getting the word out to other islands... There's too much to do to be wallowing in self-pity.
Okay, enough standing around! Help me look for Meg, everyone!
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Okay, enough standing around! Help me look for Meg, everyone!
Don't worry about it! Leave the troublesome stuff to me!
January 27, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Don't worry about it! Leave the troublesome stuff to me!
Creeps like that are a rupie a raftful! They're always crawling out of the woodwork here when something blows up.
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Creeps like that are a rupie a raftful! They're always crawling out of the woodwork here when something blows up.
Hey, where did Meg go? Why aren't you saying anything. …Oh, so you want her all to yourself? I get it, that's what this is! I won't let you! You won't take my Meg from me…!
January 27, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Hey, where did Meg go? Why aren't you saying anything. …Oh, so you want her all to yourself? I get it, that's what this is! I won't let you! You won't take my Meg from me…!
I mean, you're free to spend your Auguste vacation however you want; I just think it's a shame to spend it alone.
January 27, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I mean, you're free to spend your Auguste vacation however you want; I just think it's a shame to spend it alone.
A Prince Charming is someone you become, huh… You’re a small-town girl, not a prince. And you have a shark instead of a horse. Eh, it works…
January 27, 2026 at 12:13 PM
A Prince Charming is someone you become, huh… You’re a small-town girl, not a prince. And you have a shark instead of a horse. Eh, it works…
Well then! What can I do for Auguste that'll make Meg happy?
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Well then! What can I do for Auguste that'll make Meg happy?
Oh... Well, I feel a lot better when I see you bursting with energy.
January 27, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Oh... Well, I feel a lot better when I see you bursting with energy.
You men only want one thing and it's disgusting... One look at your faces, and I can tell you wouldn't lift a finger for me when push comes to shove.
January 27, 2026 at 9:46 AM
You men only want one thing and it's disgusting... One look at your faces, and I can tell you wouldn't lift a finger for me when push comes to shove.
You don't need to rely on magic rocks or anything though, okay? You're fine just as you are.
January 27, 2026 at 9:14 AM
You don't need to rely on magic rocks or anything though, okay? You're fine just as you are.
It's literally the best. Why don't you come over for a visit?
January 27, 2026 at 7:59 AM
It's literally the best. Why don't you come over for a visit?
That's what I've been thinking all this time. I felt really frustrated at myself for not being able to make this a place where you can enjoy yourself.
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 AM
That's what I've been thinking all this time. I felt really frustrated at myself for not being able to make this a place where you can enjoy yourself.
Me? I'm not interested in anyone other than Meg.
January 27, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Me? I'm not interested in anyone other than Meg.
So be it... Let the battle begin! We'll paint the town red—BLOOD red!
January 27, 2026 at 3:49 AM
So be it... Let the battle begin! We'll paint the town red—BLOOD red!
If it's not about Meg, then whatevs.
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 AM
If it's not about Meg, then whatevs.
Hey, I'm not saying I forgive you. Honestly I wanna sock you for attacking Meg! Which, to be fair, I already got my fair share of licks in.
January 27, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Hey, I'm not saying I forgive you. Honestly I wanna sock you for attacking Meg! Which, to be fair, I already got my fair share of licks in.
You and I both love Auguste's stunning natural bounty. I'll do everything possible to protect that treasure into the future.
January 27, 2026 at 1:34 AM
You and I both love Auguste's stunning natural bounty. I'll do everything possible to protect that treasure into the future.
I'm staying on top of that too, but since Auguste is still rebuilding, the association can't exactly expect much in dues. So I'm working some side jobs to help cover my expenses.
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I'm staying on top of that too, but since Auguste is still rebuilding, the association can't exactly expect much in dues. So I'm working some side jobs to help cover my expenses.
Then again, I can't exactly fight. But I figured I can probably handle a gun... So I came up with the idea of a device that can launch a shark.
January 27, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Then again, I can't exactly fight. But I figured I can probably handle a gun... So I came up with the idea of a device that can launch a shark.