We’ll need to build bigger jails to house all of these traitors.

Really not liking the facey scanney drone swarm cyber hellscape we’re hurtling towards.

I expected some massive exponents before clicking, not disappointed

“Workers would gain more from their own nations' defeats, [Lenin] argued, if the war could be turned into civil war and then international revolution.”

Ah, so the only way out is through, I guess?

Every thousand years
This metal sphere
Ten times the size of Jupiter
Floats just a few yards past the earth
You climb on your roof
And take a swipe at it
With a single feather
Hit it once every thousand years
'Til you've worn it down
To the size of a pea

My heart started racing…could my wild racist daydreams of fraud be true?

Colston Loveland, #84. He looks like he will be a star.

Bonchon, I dream about it often. Mike Mitchell gave it six forks.

I think it is important to note that the person insisting a whale is a fish DOES in fact know whales have lungs and breathe air, but still wants to classify a whale as a fish.

Thanks for pointing me in the right direction!

We had congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat and 2 Live Crew, but not a peep about the little AI shoulder devils whispering in our ears.

I’ll never get over how absolutely FROTHY the press gets when given a chance to gush over the might of the US military.

Studios mandated that all family-friendly animal-focused G and PG-rated comedies HAD to be thinly veiled retellings of current events. Initially the studio wanted the dog to be named “Ross Perot” but it didn’t test well with all age demos.

I should be dipping Totino’s mini Jamaican beef patty rolls into a cup of scotch bonnet jerk sauce right now.