I can't help feel it's a little transphobic that other people dare have the same name as my deadname /jk

same girlie same

Mooooo!

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wholesome mind break

I feel like people assume this means "you're my pet I make you horny and submissive", but consider:
they say "be as happy as you can be and do all your favorite things cause when I see you again I'll break your mind so completely you'll forget you ever did them so you can enjoy it all over again"

gay people put all their effort into Halloween so by the time Thanksgiving comes it's like "meh ok here's a leaf decoration, I'm gonna sleep now"

Have fun!

saying this until the dom makes you say "toy boat" 10 times fast

Wrong. Cow stampede 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐃🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐃🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐃🐂🐄🐄🐄🐄🐃🐄🐄🐄🐐🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐃🐄🐄🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐃🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐃🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐃🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐃

wait there are surgeons who will do bottom surgery for fat people? if you get info you should send it my way also 👀

Where's the color for "we are so oddly similar that it's kinda spooky but also neat?" but also emerald mustard!

YO YO YO WAIT A MINUTE
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A SPORTS JOURNALIST NOW?!
POG

TO ANYONE UNAWARE YES TRANS WOMEN GET PERIODS

ASK ME HOW I FUCKING KNOW

oooo What kind? Post a pic when it's done please! I wanna see what you made