# happy_2026.sh
echo "Year rollover: 2025 → 2026"
echo "[████] 100%"
echo "✓ Bugs archived"
echo "✓ Code refactored"
echo "✓ Features deployed"
echo "while(2026) {"
echo " ship();"
echo " debug();"
echo " commit();"
echo "}"
echo "Happy 2026! ☕"
exit 0
#HappyNewYear

Merry #Christmas! 🎄

$ ssh santa@northpole
> Deploying joy.exe to all nodes...
> Building gifts... ████████████ 100%
> Running sleigh.service... OK

console.log("Ho ho ho!");

May your code compile,
your bugs be few,
and your coffee strong.

Happy holidays! 🎅