Michael Stanclift
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Michael Stanclift
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VMware Remnant · Anxious Father
Heavily Caffeinated · Humanist · Trekker
Elder Millennial · Liberal · Jayhawker
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Handing my passport card to a pharmacist led to a ridiculous argument with him about what constitutes a valid photo ID.

Just tell me it's easier for you to use my driver's license.

It's bad enough I have to go into a government registry just to be able to clear out my sinuses today.
September 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Deep Blue Pro
September 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
August 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Bigger than The Beatles.
July 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Here we go #ios26
July 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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June 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Aunt Louise would really like you all to know about this.
June 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
June 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I found it. The worst Gruber take, ever.
May 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Introducing, my personal Hell.

Featuring all the socks in our laundry without a matching pair.
May 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
April was not a bad month for uptime.
April 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
April 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM