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vodkaweedguns.bsky.social
@vodkaweedguns.bsky.social
she/it⠀20⠀fem
xbox/pc gamer
fps enthusiast
horror junkie
powered off of energy drinks and sour gummies

formerly pupcatgf
i post every once in a while

@canadian-eh115.bsky.social my love 💕
i don't post much here anymore but here's my spotify wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i just know that if astarion was real the tiktok skincare girlies would lose their goddamn minds

because astarion is both a high elf and a vampire he has a naturally gorgeous complexion and glowing skin that's forever frozen in time
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
it's 6 am i've been up since 5 am cuz gracie decided to throw up on my bedsheets

i have to wash my sheets

life sucks because i'm sleep deprived, on my monthly and still recovering from being sick

i remember that one egregious inside joke
i giggle like a japanese school girl
life is good again
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
when i was a child i was a wannabe horse girl cuz yes i went through that phase

ofc i watched shows like my little pony and horseland. i don't remember much of horseland and the only thing that reminded me it existed was that one episode where the black and red horse developed an eating disorder
October 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
MOLVESS CHEATED DEATH
SHE CHEATED DEATH
there's all this talk about an october canon event that'll change your life as you know it

well my october canon event was xbox deleting my bg3 save file that i poured 80+ hours into and haven't finished the game and i can't get it back because i don't have a larian account
October 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
the boyfriend talked me into getting the dlc maps for world at war
October 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
it's so funny that like half of social media and a bunch of major games are down because maybe it's a sign from the universe we all need to touch grass
October 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
there's all this talk about an october canon event that'll change your life as you know it

well my october canon event was xbox deleting my bg3 save file that i poured 80+ hours into and haven't finished the game and i can't get it back because i don't have a larian account
October 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
how i feel logging into my xbox and loading up my baldur's gate 3 save file at stupid in the morning just to ask my virtual boyfriend for a kiss because it's lowkey been a while
October 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
please tell me somebody else remembers the collectable toys num noms because i still remember the jingle for the num noms lip gloss truck commercial word-for-word 10 years later
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
hi new username guys i might change it again later but idk
October 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
can't wait to be a white girl and post on my snapchat story with aesthetic fall photos tomorrow with we fell in love in october by girl in red when it's october 1st
September 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
gracie posting
September 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM
bro i am not ready to turn 20 in 2 weeks because then i'll be a super adult. sure i was technically an adult when i turned 18 but that was just the lite version 💔
September 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
bro i was looking on pinterest for matching apex pfps for me and my boyfriend and i wish i could find the image but i stumbled across a fanart of revenant in fucking juicy couture shorts
September 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
my face when i'm texting my boyfriend that i'm craving "appie slices and peanut bubber"
September 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
slowly going insane
the things i do to be able to play wii and gamecube games on my xbox 💔
September 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
do you think if i drank enough vodka my pussy would taste like vodka sorta like how people eat pineapple to make their cum taste sweet?
September 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i think people often forget that 007n7 was a real person and i think it's so funny that the forsaken fandom portrays him as an anxious dilf that's trying his best to raise his son

while the real 007n7 was a cunt and in 2016 as a final fuck you to roblox changed the skybox to a low res pic of ass
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
dude i fucking hate seeing those stupid fucking videos on my feed where it's like "oh em gee!! mario fell into my taba squishy while it was drying! this is like amber it's fully embedded!!"

WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID HE GET IN THERE?!?? GET HIM OUT!!!
September 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Reposted by ♡
I headcanon that Mafioso's goons all sleep in one big bed together like sardines in a tin
September 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
GUYS
i just remembered that the potato knishes video existed
September 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
should i change my username??
September 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
the feminine urge to rob a gas station and steal their slush puppie machine
September 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
eating frozen cavendish straight cut fries wyd?
September 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM