Cecil Palmer || Parody
@voiceofpalmer.bsky.social
You may think I am just a Voice that whispers soothingly to you, dear Listeners, through the radio-waves and keeps you up to date on news. But I am so much more
The other being still.
The town, and the shadow beings with hoods that cover sharp scraggly bones, are still.
The radio, the air, the shadow beings with hoods that cover sharp scraggly bones, are buzzing restlessly.
Everything is in some state of being static.
The town, and the shadow beings with hoods that cover sharp scraggly bones, are still.
The radio, the air, the shadow beings with hoods that cover sharp scraggly bones, are buzzing restlessly.
Everything is in some state of being static.
February 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The other being still.
The town, and the shadow beings with hoods that cover sharp scraggly bones, are still.
The radio, the air, the shadow beings with hoods that cover sharp scraggly bones, are buzzing restlessly.
Everything is in some state of being static.
The town, and the shadow beings with hoods that cover sharp scraggly bones, are still.
The radio, the air, the shadow beings with hoods that cover sharp scraggly bones, are buzzing restlessly.
Everything is in some state of being static.
...but they are not in those places. Not all of those places.
The Old Ones wander amongst us, and the shadow beings are the harbingers of this sandless time.
The Old Ones are awake and they live inside of us. They howl inside of us. They slither and creep and ooze inside of us.
The Old Ones wander amongst us, and the shadow beings are the harbingers of this sandless time.
The Old Ones are awake and they live inside of us. They howl inside of us. They slither and creep and ooze inside of us.
February 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
...but they are not in those places. Not all of those places.
The Old Ones wander amongst us, and the shadow beings are the harbingers of this sandless time.
The Old Ones are awake and they live inside of us. They howl inside of us. They slither and creep and ooze inside of us.
The Old Ones wander amongst us, and the shadow beings are the harbingers of this sandless time.
The Old Ones are awake and they live inside of us. They howl inside of us. They slither and creep and ooze inside of us.
I have not forgotten.
February 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I have not forgotten.
Beings that Devour them all.
May your blankets keep you safe, and your pillows soften the blow of the Fall
Goodnight, Night Vale
Goodnight.
May your blankets keep you safe, and your pillows soften the blow of the Fall
Goodnight, Night Vale
Goodnight.
February 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Beings that Devour them all.
May your blankets keep you safe, and your pillows soften the blow of the Fall
Goodnight, Night Vale
Goodnight.
May your blankets keep you safe, and your pillows soften the blow of the Fall
Goodnight, Night Vale
Goodnight.
Listeners!
Oh, oh my dear Listeners!
Soon.
So very soon.
Can you feel it in the air and in your Old Bones?
Can you feel it in the trees and in your New Bones?
October is imminent.
Fall is here, the spooks follow.
This has been
financial news
Oh, oh my dear Listeners!
Soon.
So very soon.
Can you feel it in the air and in your Old Bones?
Can you feel it in the trees and in your New Bones?
October is imminent.
Fall is here, the spooks follow.
This has been
financial news
February 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Listeners!
Oh, oh my dear Listeners!
Soon.
So very soon.
Can you feel it in the air and in your Old Bones?
Can you feel it in the trees and in your New Bones?
October is imminent.
Fall is here, the spooks follow.
This has been
financial news
Oh, oh my dear Listeners!
Soon.
So very soon.
Can you feel it in the air and in your Old Bones?
Can you feel it in the trees and in your New Bones?
October is imminent.
Fall is here, the spooks follow.
This has been
financial news
. . .I haven't talked much recently, at all.
Hmm. . . .
Hmm. . . .
February 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
. . .I haven't talked much recently, at all.
Hmm. . . .
Hmm. . . .
when there are so many *better* fears to choose from!
Khoshekh is doing just fine, by the way, in case anyone was wondering, which I know some of you *WERE* wondering, because we've been getting a LOT of mail about him.
I haven't talked much about him lately, have I?
That's strange.
Khoshekh is doing just fine, by the way, in case anyone was wondering, which I know some of you *WERE* wondering, because we've been getting a LOT of mail about him.
I haven't talked much about him lately, have I?
That's strange.
February 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
when there are so many *better* fears to choose from!
Khoshekh is doing just fine, by the way, in case anyone was wondering, which I know some of you *WERE* wondering, because we've been getting a LOT of mail about him.
I haven't talked much about him lately, have I?
That's strange.
Khoshekh is doing just fine, by the way, in case anyone was wondering, which I know some of you *WERE* wondering, because we've been getting a LOT of mail about him.
I haven't talked much about him lately, have I?
That's strange.