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not a single person ever tried to get ah xiang in these past 16 years???? not a single one????? arguably the most popular character from the most beloved installment of the series????? FOR SHAME
January 2, 2026 at 10:43 AM
not a single person ever tried to get ah xiang in these past 16 years???? not a single one????? arguably the most popular character from the most beloved installment of the series????? FOR SHAME
it'll never be funny to me that dnp fans are so gagged when akinator can guess niche dnp references like the phandom isn't The most obsessed-about-niche-lore chronically online fandom. like of course akinator can guess it, we live in his house and he can't sleep because we can't shut up
January 2, 2026 at 10:40 AM
it'll never be funny to me that dnp fans are so gagged when akinator can guess niche dnp references like the phandom isn't The most obsessed-about-niche-lore chronically online fandom. like of course akinator can guess it, we live in his house and he can't sleep because we can't shut up
sorry, accidentally thought about the sims 3 vampires and got mad again
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 AM
sorry, accidentally thought about the sims 3 vampires and got mad again
last year i added peanuts to my snack rotation and it's been great bc it's so dense that i need relatively little to hit the "satisfied by snack :)" feeling (the extra protein and fibre are also a nice plus)
unfortunately the sole downside is gosh damn my farts smell exactly like peanuts now
unfortunately the sole downside is gosh damn my farts smell exactly like peanuts now
January 2, 2026 at 5:43 AM
last year i added peanuts to my snack rotation and it's been great bc it's so dense that i need relatively little to hit the "satisfied by snack :)" feeling (the extra protein and fibre are also a nice plus)
unfortunately the sole downside is gosh damn my farts smell exactly like peanuts now
unfortunately the sole downside is gosh damn my farts smell exactly like peanuts now
my sister hates drinking and my mom, as host, doesnt typically drink during house parties. but my dad and i do (w/our respective friends)
so it was fascinating to observe both of us attempt to navigate trying to act sober while cleaning up after our areas of the party while clearly Fucking Hammered
so it was fascinating to observe both of us attempt to navigate trying to act sober while cleaning up after our areas of the party while clearly Fucking Hammered
December 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
my sister hates drinking and my mom, as host, doesnt typically drink during house parties. but my dad and i do (w/our respective friends)
so it was fascinating to observe both of us attempt to navigate trying to act sober while cleaning up after our areas of the party while clearly Fucking Hammered
so it was fascinating to observe both of us attempt to navigate trying to act sober while cleaning up after our areas of the party while clearly Fucking Hammered
"the space between christmas and new year is the liminal space when you're allowed to do nothing" yet it has historically always been the busiest most stressful time for me bc EVERYTHING needs to be done by 31st dec but everyone is sluggish in getting me their things BECAUSE of the liminal spacetime
December 31, 2025 at 7:40 AM
"the space between christmas and new year is the liminal space when you're allowed to do nothing" yet it has historically always been the busiest most stressful time for me bc EVERYTHING needs to be done by 31st dec but everyone is sluggish in getting me their things BECAUSE of the liminal spacetime
cool trick to beat the "wrong year" issue when the year rolls over and everyone fucks up the date section of every piece of paperwork they fill in for the first week of january: start fucking it up before the year even ends by accidentally writing 2026 on everything
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
cool trick to beat the "wrong year" issue when the year rolls over and everyone fucks up the date section of every piece of paperwork they fill in for the first week of january: start fucking it up before the year even ends by accidentally writing 2026 on everything
obsessed with the fact that dan Needs phil to call him just so that his phone will ring and he can exit out of awkward taxi conversations when he can just make his own phone ring
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
obsessed with the fact that dan Needs phil to call him just so that his phone will ring and he can exit out of awkward taxi conversations when he can just make his own phone ring
i know dnp said that they've only censored like 5% of wadapteo before phard launch, unfortunately that 5% they're now showing is tooth-rottingly adorable and i am resuming my phroomba duties
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i know dnp said that they've only censored like 5% of wadapteo before phard launch, unfortunately that 5% they're now showing is tooth-rottingly adorable and i am resuming my phroomba duties
did yall know that if you bring your boba with you to hotpot, the tea will continue to taste like Essence of Hotpot even hours after you've left
December 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
did yall know that if you bring your boba with you to hotpot, the tea will continue to taste like Essence of Hotpot even hours after you've left
remember when i used to get drunk on twitter and post a series of heavily typoed tweets about how great i think aspec people are. now i'm just anxious about my friend getting home safe and everything is spelled correctly. is this because i'm over 30 now
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
remember when i used to get drunk on twitter and post a series of heavily typoed tweets about how great i think aspec people are. now i'm just anxious about my friend getting home safe and everything is spelled correctly. is this because i'm over 30 now
i'm having the drunk realisation that i have at least one (1) aspec soapbox moment every time i get drunk and like i'd feel bad about it but i mean my friend does always ask about my perspectives about romantic relationships every time we get drunk together so i don't feel THAT bad about it you feel
December 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i'm having the drunk realisation that i have at least one (1) aspec soapbox moment every time i get drunk and like i'd feel bad about it but i mean my friend does always ask about my perspectives about romantic relationships every time we get drunk together so i don't feel THAT bad about it you feel
i know that the opposite of sleep debt isn't a thing but i've been sick all week so i spent most of it sleeping and now it's 4am and i'm not only not tired, i'm energetic enough to clean my room. after having gotten no sleep last night and then going back to work today so scientists explain
December 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i know that the opposite of sleep debt isn't a thing but i've been sick all week so i spent most of it sleeping and now it's 4am and i'm not only not tired, i'm energetic enough to clean my room. after having gotten no sleep last night and then going back to work today so scientists explain
🎶 on the first day of christmas, some stranger gave to me 🎵
debit card theft.
debit card theft.
December 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
🎶 on the first day of christmas, some stranger gave to me 🎵
debit card theft.
debit card theft.
i have a cold. and my lower back hurts. guess what coughing does to a hurty back
December 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i have a cold. and my lower back hurts. guess what coughing does to a hurty back
TIL that the gila monster is pronounced "heela monster" and native to north america and not southeast asia like i had assumed all my life with absolutely zero research
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
TIL that the gila monster is pronounced "heela monster" and native to north america and not southeast asia like i had assumed all my life with absolutely zero research
i just stumbled across a performance of "for good" in mandarin and i'm a different person now
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i just stumbled across a performance of "for good" in mandarin and i'm a different person now
in today's episode of Oh Damn I'm More Physically Weak Than I Thought, i wrung out too many items yesterday and woke up this morning with a screaming ache in the entirety of my lower arm
December 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
in today's episode of Oh Damn I'm More Physically Weak Than I Thought, i wrung out too many items yesterday and woke up this morning with a screaming ache in the entirety of my lower arm
i blame dan and phil entirely for ambushing me with baby discussions on the new phodcast ep
just woke up from a dream that i had a baby. she was very cute and loveable and not at all difficult despite being six months old and i loved her but the entire time my whole being was screaming "MISTAKE MISTAKE MISTAKE" at me and now i feel guilty for not wanting a child that doesn't exist
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i blame dan and phil entirely for ambushing me with baby discussions on the new phodcast ep
just woke up from a dream that i had a baby. she was very cute and loveable and not at all difficult despite being six months old and i loved her but the entire time my whole being was screaming "MISTAKE MISTAKE MISTAKE" at me and now i feel guilty for not wanting a child that doesn't exist
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
just woke up from a dream that i had a baby. she was very cute and loveable and not at all difficult despite being six months old and i loved her but the entire time my whole being was screaming "MISTAKE MISTAKE MISTAKE" at me and now i feel guilty for not wanting a child that doesn't exist
*emerges out of this ep covered in blood* okay so it turns out the distracting outfits were necessary bc listening to this ep felt like getting shot repeatedly
wh. why did dip and pip bring it this hard with their outfits this ep i'm not hearing a single word they're saying
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
*emerges out of this ep covered in blood* okay so it turns out the distracting outfits were necessary bc listening to this ep felt like getting shot repeatedly
wh. why did dip and pip bring it this hard with their outfits this ep i'm not hearing a single word they're saying
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
wh. why did dip and pip bring it this hard with their outfits this ep i'm not hearing a single word they're saying
i truly adore that maomao is so silly sometimes bc that truly makes her even more cat-coded than a lot of cat-coded characters
bc like yeah it's understandable to make cat-coded characters more calm and aloof but also real life cats are sometimes quite silly and like to eat stuff they shouldn't
bc like yeah it's understandable to make cat-coded characters more calm and aloof but also real life cats are sometimes quite silly and like to eat stuff they shouldn't
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
i truly adore that maomao is so silly sometimes bc that truly makes her even more cat-coded than a lot of cat-coded characters
bc like yeah it's understandable to make cat-coded characters more calm and aloof but also real life cats are sometimes quite silly and like to eat stuff they shouldn't
bc like yeah it's understandable to make cat-coded characters more calm and aloof but also real life cats are sometimes quite silly and like to eat stuff they shouldn't
can my period come already i need the gnome to go and flip that dumb switch in my brain that stops me from continuing to read shit that pisses me off
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 AM
can my period come already i need the gnome to go and flip that dumb switch in my brain that stops me from continuing to read shit that pisses me off
i've been living that gel pen/pencil and paper life for so long that i forgot the joy that can be had with a ballpoint and bare skin
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i've been living that gel pen/pencil and paper life for so long that i forgot the joy that can be had with a ballpoint and bare skin