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Controlling the means of production of capital returns (London, UK)
You are not alone
February 10, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I signed up thinking ”I should support this” and quickly realised that, well I should, but it is good value for money anyway
February 8, 2026 at 10:49 AM
My version would be a gritty mockumentary with no evil shenanigans going on. Reviewers would be ecstatic about the piercing dissection of what it means to be part of society and so on
February 8, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Story idea: ’lost tribe’ but it’s just a small village somewhere in the UK that gradually stopped communicating with the outside (eyewitness accounts from delivery drivers etc ”oh yeah, them, bit strange, never thought much about it tbh”)
February 8, 2026 at 9:32 AM
I feel this should come with a ’it will get worse before it gets better’ disclaimer
February 8, 2026 at 9:24 AM
This little guy tho
February 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Dusting of my ”go on, say it Bart” reaction pic to be ready to post it first
February 7, 2026 at 9:23 AM
100% truth
February 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
”What’s the best pasta?” came up in the office once, and two minutes in it had descended into a full out hate fest on farfalle with everyone egging each other on worse than online conspiracy theorists
February 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Ok so looks like my sinful lifestyle can be hedged by various good deeds under the assumption that the second coming intensity is more or less stationary
February 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
In my experience Air Canada can hurt you in ways one could not foresee, or even imagine.

On the positive side though: as long as the government leans on them a little, the compensation process will be smooth and reasonably fast.
February 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Get them! GET THEM!

Wait… you guys are piling on Mandelson? [*sad and disappointed*] I thought we were going to give osteopaths what they deserve
I'm not prone to exaggeration but this is probably the biggest scoop I've ever been involved in

Mandelson's partner took £10,000 from Epstein to pay for his osteopath course while Mandelson was de facto UK deputy prime minister, according to new files

more to follow

www.ft.com/content/c950...
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
niche-iest joke I’ve seen in a good while, appreciated
February 3, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Oh, and ’man’, and you don’t even hear talk about ’working class women’ very often
February 1, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Fine, as long as I can take some joy in hating those particular songs that rub me the wrong way? (Although can’t think of one so have to do it vicariously through my friend whose hatred of ’Love Shack’ borders on the insane)
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 PM