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Bi cyclist (emphasis on the ' '). Silly-voice-doer. Affable eejit.
He/him.

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Banner is a Tandberg TCD-310 aka the zenith of tech design, a peak humanity will never attain again
I've historically been a tech early adopter at work (in an industry that was already using algorithmic scoring, large dataset analyses and so on)

if LLMs were at all useful I'd be the prime candidate for evangelising them. I tried them, they aren't, so i'm not.
December 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Great value for money following you, as a keen fan of farm-fresh organic artisanal cognitohazards
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
if the old chestnut is that jimmy carr is a ventriloquist's dummy, I would posit that walliams is a ventriloquist's dummy made of queasy, sweaty, room-temperature raw pork loins
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
In our family we have always called onions og-nons with a hard G and I couldnt begin to tell you why, as we're otherwise less french than Peter Sellers
December 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I've booted it up and it all holds up... admittedly glued together well by the clever level design and smart, grounded narrative but yeah, the endless quest for 'graphical fidelity' is a mug's game
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I've done the same! I remembered playing the first couple on the 1st edition xbox 360 (which might as well be a casio calculator by today's standards)
December 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
awoooo werewolves of london
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You absolutely would've, it stinks
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
out of curiosity, what appealed about it?

(my initial, possibly ungenerous, read was that it was just another bunch of comics and actors who should know better, pandering to the nostalgia of the kind of person who considers Fawlty Towers the unsurpassed apex of british comedy)
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
That's a great ep., which dares to posit one of the questions of our age: which goes better on/in a cheese toastie, HP sauce or Marmite
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Very much appreciate the apropos "57" Heinz reference but surely their true nemesis and corresponding controversial feud-starter ep would be Daddies'?
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I had a little flick through their website after reading this article and couldn't find any indication they used AI so... a cautiously hopeful "probably not"?

www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/ho...
Tentacles and Mushroom Clouds: How IT: Welcome to Derry Pulled Off Its Creepily Retro Opening Titles
The opening titles for HBO's IT: Welcome to Derry can be described as a tourism ad from Hell.
www.syfy.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
And the AI military drone tech investments! Don't forget those - Danny Ek really playing to win at "evil billionaire behaviour bingo"
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Pauly-à-Maury : a hypothetical sexual liaison, specifically between character actor Pauly Shore and talk show host Maury Povich, at their respective shared 90s career peaks
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM