Volo’s Guide to Bluesky
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Volo’s Guide to Bluesky
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Volothamp Geddarm. Magical Prodigy. Guidebook Author. Realms Traveler.

✨ I’m kind of a big deal. ✨
As Bluesky & Baldur’s Gate embrace election season in tandem, it’s important to note that this magical platform may or may not represent one’s actual, lived reality.

In short, there are many that, despite knowing that the Eye Tyrant will indeed eat their faces, will still (sadly) vote for Do’jotru.
August 23, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Where is the hbomberguy exposé on that plagiarist hack Elminster?
August 22, 2024 at 3:30 PM
An observation by the ever brilliant mind of yours truly:

A caste of individuals known as “creatives” and “designers” are a truly perplexing bunch.

They possess grandiose ideas that challenge the very status quo of thought. And yet seem utterly incapable of bringing said ideas to completion.
August 22, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Bluesky is filled with myriad mystical beasts.

Behold! The crypto-bro!

A chimeric amalgamation of hopeful gambler & failed economics 101 student whose battle cry is a horsely shrieked “buy the dip!”

Its greedy tendrils are akin to the malign vampire, spreading its affliction as infection.
August 21, 2024 at 8:33 PM
As I enter this strange new digital realm, I am overwhelmed by choice. It is a land of great joy and despair, that feels strangely familiar. Like a lingering dream or half-remembered memory.

Mostly I’m just overjoyed and elated that hack Elminster isn’t here yet.
August 21, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Yes, it’s me, *the* Volo, gracing you with my presence.

And now my work begins!
August 21, 2024 at 1:04 PM