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Hannah
@volshannah.bsky.social
Lover of beer and sports. I have a degree in one, make a living off of the other and have an opinion on both.
The sound of my toaster could wake my dog out of a coma.
April 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Okay, #Strands, you cute today.
March 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Talking to my best friend who HATES baseball.
Me: “Happy Opening Day!”
BFF: “Opening what?”

Happy Opening Day to those of you cool kids who celebrate! #OpeningDay @atlbravesofficial.bsky.social
March 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I am quickly regretting my decision to join a fantasy baseball league…
March 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Not me having a literal mental breakdown out of nowhere in the middle of my workout.
March 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My face literally the entire time through episodes seven and eight of #Severance season two.
a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face with her mouth open .
ALT: a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face with her mouth open .
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March 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I am such a helicopter mom at the dog park.
March 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Three consecutive days of eating a Greek salad, each time from a different place, and I’m not mad about it.
March 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I don’t know why I worry about what my bf is going to do for dinner when I’m out of town; but it’s only the first night of him being gone and I’m choosing between waffles or Frosted Flakes.
March 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Why is there so much singing in soccer?
March 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
New Jason Isbell album dropped today. And I’ve already added a song to my future wedding playlist.
March 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
There’s something incredibly satisfying about closing your move ring before 8am.
March 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Sharing the bed with my boyfriend while we both read… 😍😍😍
March 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We have so many Girl Scout cookies in our house!
February 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
No question. Steve Martin was the only choice for tonight’s #SNL50 monologue.
February 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Jack White looks like he stepped out of a Tim Burton film.
February 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Approved. ✅
I mean, if it's a thing now, why not? Come see us for lunch!
February 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
In my mind, I’m becoming a book and fitness influencer—strictly based on the fact that I’ve given friends recommendations.
February 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Well it just took my boyfriend being annoyed by how I type to escalate me fixing up my office…
February 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The #BestNewArtist category can also be named “most played songs on Peloton.” #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The voiceover for E!’s #HarryPotter Marathon just said “whether your watching for the first time or the fiftieth…”
Whoever wrote that severely underestimates HP fandom. ⚡️
January 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
There are two types of people in a relationship—the one who puts the silverware in the dishwasher upside down and the one who puts it in correctly.
January 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Skipping a show I have a ticket for to stay home, eat leftovers and watch Pop Culture Jeopardy. #ThisIs38
January 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Why do I feel like I’m supposed to be more intelligent on this app than my mindless, stream of consciousness ramblings I had on the other one?
January 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’m not saying our dog is manipulative. But he is *extremely* strategic when the boyfriend and I are in the kitchen individually.
January 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM