I found a tiny handful of seeds in a package of trader joe’s parsley; a tender reminder of life amidst the microplastics

i just can’t get over ICE going into the streets of the city i live in, throwing gas at citizens, invading people who live here. this is state sponsored terrorism being enacted on americans

didn’t think they’d jump the shark this hard on the season finale of america

code switching to zoomer

happy mean girls day to all who observe

*Jeremih voice* there’s no oui’d without getting high

found what you drink

pressing the walk signal button feels like a cuckhold’s gagged protest when you’re up against six lanes of speeding suvs

about to frogger the shit out of this six-lane highway to get to a strip mall applebee’s everyone pray for me

anyone can undress you with their eyes—have you ever uhauled with your eyes?

god I love exchanging a knowing, sapphic smile with a fellow carabiner wearer as we pass each other on the street

trans bodies are sacred. they hold the holy possibility of the universe and are far more ancient and true than the modern conception of the gender binary. but the so-called religious right is too scared to confront the true ambiguity of the divine so they seek to imprison it in a neat little god box

ritualizing my skincare routine by applying dabs of my bb cream in the sign of the cross

my dreams were crazy. I should not have eaten all that pussy before bed

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rolling stone
WIRED
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defector
the handbasket

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unraveled
block club

it's time to support media directly so they don't fall into the hands of fascists, the replies to this post have additional great news media i recommend supporting

gamifying my evening walk by only crossing when I have the light and turning if I don’t. just to feel something

*Bernie Sanders serving you a new soup recipe he hasn’t quite perfected yet* HOW IS IT

dems are already set up to shoot themselves in the dick again in 2028. I can’t watch. it’s like a car crash in slow motion

maybe that’s just my family lol but I don’t think so

bev check

I feel like so much of etiquette is just wealthy WASPs coming up with social justifications for their ocd compulsions

jerry seinfeld is by far the least funny part of seinfeld

I make her go wahh on it call me WLWigi

the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a line of schoolchildren