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willow
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legend has it that one small girl on the interwebs once took on an entire buzzball biggie in one evening..

she lost.

she/they/he
walking thru the crib with sniffles is so dangerous I just woke up everyone in the 20 feet radius bc I literally can’t stop sneezing
January 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
when he’s like: “y do you have to work.. why can’t you just stay home with me..”

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB MUTT DO YOU WANT YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT? DONT YOU WANT YOUR WITTLE BIRTHDAY TWEAT??
January 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
yall don’t know about that early morning grind
January 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM