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VonFunk
@vonfunk.com
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(I and I, us) Artist, musician, punk, pirate, puppet builder, polymath, promoter, dogfather, chicken man, Denver sports homer, dudeist minister, paladin of the left hand path.

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It's difficult to speak in complete grammatically correct sentences when your mouth is full, and you're cupping the balls of the oligarchy.
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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We can accelerate this process by taking away their phones and giving them 14.4 k modems.
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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As is the hague.
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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My buddy used to buy truck loads of sight unseen returns from amazon and overstock at 10 cents on the dollar to resell on ebay. You'd be surprised at the number of bricks returned in electronics boxes...
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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a group of people are standing in the desert and one of them is shouting he is he is the messiah
ALT: a group of people are standing in the desert and one of them is shouting he is he is the messiah
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November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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a man with a beard wearing a chain mail helmet and a crown
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November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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a man wearing glasses and a robe is saying that 's not mine .
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November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Someone throw some water on him.
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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a man with a beard and mustache is smiling .
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November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Is like to see a clip of the crowd booing his robot at Disney world.
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Attention college counselors: take Northwestern off your list of recommendations...
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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2 dunks, 2 turnovers, -10
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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a tomato with a big smile on it 's face is sitting on a plate .
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November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Ohh goody! A new outfit for the dog murderer. She can cosplay as a prisoner now!
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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bottoms gotta bottom.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Blasted by the liarhose every damn day.
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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a bald man in a black robe with a white stripe on the sleeves
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November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Everybody knows manpower is inversely proportional to brainpower.
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM