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Nicolai von Neudeck🎗️🇺🇦
@vonneudeck.com
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Consultant for #ResilienceEngineering #SRE #CulturalAnthropology. Tech, infra, populism, antisemitism, low carbon everything, housing

How systems fail and how anything ever worked at all

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Apparently bluesky is now dominated by young people? When did this happen? When I early adopted it felt like everyone was a Millennial or Gen X. We had self deprecating jokes about it!
A graphic and table of the age distribution on Bluesky saying: 18 to 24 years 30.57% 25 to 34 years 26.06% 35 to 44 years 15.13% 45 to 54 years 11.41% 55 to 64 years 10.04% 65+ years 6.79% 57% are under 35 years old now
January 10, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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Electric micromobilty friends

The Fiat Topolino (L6e, 45km/h Vmax, 75km range) and the Ninebot Segway Air T15D (foldable electric scooter, 20km/h, 8km range)
A cute and tiny mint green mini mini mini car with a black roof and a futuristic looking black and white electric trotinette scooter on a parking spot in a wet residential street in gray rainy weather
January 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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The recommendations are excellent and Bibendum is cute?
An old Michelin poster with early Michelin man bibendum. He is raising his toast „nunc est bibendum“ « à votre santé le pneu Michelin boit l’obstacle! » His drink is full of broken glass, bent nails and the like, as are his table mates drinks. He is full of air but the others are deflated
January 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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Think BIG! RETVRN to Lotharingia!
A map of the frankish kingdom of Lothringia of Lothar II between what would later become France and Germany. It roughly contains the Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, the Rhineland, Elsas, Frenchspeaking Switzerland, the Rhone Valley, the Provence, Northern Italy including Rome (except for Venice) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_Francia A CC-BY-SA 4.0 map by Furfur
January 5, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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All the Hamptons
Another part of that map showing a lot of gay men in another Hampton on Long Island, New York
December 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Queer out of Hampthon
A part that map showing huge numbers for Hampton nearby Springfield north of Hartford Connecticut
December 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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#CovidIsNotOver my relatives are positive. I’m not (yet). And I hope it stays that way!

Stay safe during the holidays! Test yourself and others. E.g. with a #plusLife or at least antigen tests
A positive test result of a Plus life tests. One can see how all curves form sigmoids A negative test result of a Plus life tests. One can see how only one curve forms a sigmoid. It’s the 4, that is testing of the test works. The curve 7 shows some slightly erratic curves, that is an artefact from an air bubble
December 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Es war ein unbeschwertes Meme. Alle haben sich Ananas-Emoji überall hingepflanzt. Es gibt sogar ein Metameme über kommerzielle Verwendung von Memes von @alexkrokus.bsky.social dazu
A four panel comic. In the first panel a human puts a pineapple on their head. Others applaud. In the second panel lots of humans put pineapples on their head and everyone is amused. In the third panel brand creatures show up and put a pineapple on their head. Humans are annoyed. In the fourth panel three brands wear pineapples and talk to each other, the humans are all throwing their pineapples away
December 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Derweil schreibt sie auf Ihrer Website solche Dinge. Auf mich wirkt das alles zusammen ehrlich gesagt so, als sei sie inhaltlich völlig überfordert und bliebe besser bei der Kreisverbandsarbeit in der Ostalb. Soll sich jemand mit passendem Studium oder praktischer Expertise um solche Fragen kümmern
Screenshot einer Bleiwüste: „Extremismus erkennen und bekämpfen Es braucht eine klare Strategie in der Begegnung von Extremismus, von Überzeugungen, die unsere Gesellschaft spalten und unsere Demokratie beschädigen wollen. Hier muss das Land, die Kommunen und die Zivilgesellschaft an einem Strang ziehen, fachlich fit sein und in regelmäßigem Austausch stehen. Das betrifft Rechtsextremismus genauso wie Nationalismus mit Bezug zu anderen Ländern oder Ethnien sowie religiös begründeter Extremismus. Es kann nicht sein, dass jede Schule, Kommune und jeder Verein hier selbst Lösungen suchen muss, es muss dazu eine landesweite Strategie geben, die keine Freiräume für Extremismus zulässt.“
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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If you want it:
Two abstract cartoon bears hugging each other. In German the words „I support you“ next to it
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Group gatherings can be much safer — especially for the vulnerable — with a little effort, e.g. a #plusLife that detects COVID *before* one can infect others
A plus life test result and curve from 2025-12-24 showing unremarkable data. The green curve of chamber 4 is sigmoid but just shows that the test itself worked A plus life test result and curve from 2025-12-25 showing unremarkable data. The green curve of chamber 4 is sigmoid but just shows that the test itself worked
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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So gut steht Deutschland gar nicht da, wenn man es mit Belgien, den Niederlanden, der Schweiz, Norwegen oder Irland vergleicht
Dieselben Kurven des kaufpreisparitätischen Output pro Arbeitsstunde. 🇳🇱🇧🇪🇩🇰🇨🇭🇳🇴🇮🇪 liegen alle höher, die letzten drei sogar bedeutend, allerdings die letzten zwei mit starken Schwankungen
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Merry Christmas to those who celebrate!
A very colourfully decorated Christmas tree with plenty of different glass spheres, glass animals, pearl chains and real bee wax candles that are lit. In the background are book shelves and a small fire place
December 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Der Schoß aus dem das Kroch ist fruchtbarer als seit langem
Ein Foto aus einem fahrenden Zug vom völkisch-nationalistischen Kaiser-Wilhelm-Denkmal neben der Porta Westfalica
December 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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אין מיין טעלעפאָן עס יז
Simon’s
קאַץ
A screenshot of my phone book with the entry for Pagerduty and a picture of Simon’s cat demanding food
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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How about you show him this about the relationship between citrus fruits for a start
A pedigree of citrus fruits that looks as if at least every fifth one is its own grandparent
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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I do not approve!
A terrible goose setting "no goose" signs on fire and the words "No gods, no masters"
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Halsschmerz, Ohrenschmerz, Niesen, Atemnot, Rotz, Untertemperatur. In einem Wort: mir geht’s dreckig

Aber immerhin kein #CovidIsNotOver sagt der sehr zuverlässige und empfindliche #PlusLife Test

Warum gehört das nicht zur Grundausstattung jeder Praxis? Es testet viel, genau und ist billig (7€)
Ein Screenshot der Auswertung der Pluslife Messdaten für einen Nucleic Acid COVID Test. Es zeigt ein negatives Ergebnis und 7 Messkurven. Alle sind fast flach (ganz leicht ansteigend über die Zeit) außer der Kontrollkurve, die ist sigmoid und zeigt an, dass der Test an sich funktioniert. Außerdem gibt’s zusätzlich eine waagerechte Temperaturkurve zu Kontrollzwecken.
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Wenn du magst:
Zwei Cartoon Bären. Der eine Bär schaut optimistisch und umarmt den anderen, der ein bisschen verzweifelt schaut. Daneben die Worte „Ich unterstütze dich“
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Ich habe mir den Text (den von Janusz Bodek, nicht den von Fuß im Vorwärts) heruntergeladen. Da wird Fuß so zitiert
Im sozialde- mokratischen „Vorwärts“ sah man im „Reichen Juden“ ein Vorbild in der Realität, „diesem Mann, einem der reichsten in Deutschland, gehört das halbe Frankfurt [...] Weiterhin ist Tatsache, dass das immobile Spekulantengewerbe, Wohnraum zu zerstören, in Frankfurt größtenteils in jüdischen Händen sich befindet.“
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Due to heavy industrial espionage cutting edge weapon’s pedigree looks often like that of citrus fruits.

It is basically team work.
A terribly confusing family tree of citrus fruits in which everyone seems to be their own grandfather and cousin at once
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Wenn du magst …
Zwei Bären umarmen einander. Daneben die Worte „Ich unterstütze dich“
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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An evangelical tv preacher saying „Jesus, I see what you‘ve done for other people, and I want that for BERLIN“
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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I hand drew some whimsy icons for use with my streamdeck buttons that I use to control my remote presentations and it made it life much much better for me. Icons are relatively easy to make, they will give you so much pleasure.

Go make some. Use paint or whatever you have
A black and white drawing with a bunch of scallops in the background and a frame with a head in the lower right corner like on CNN A black and white drawing of a snoring half full moon with a sleeping bonnet on A black and white drawing with a bunch of scallops in the background in a frame like a blackboard at school and a guy in the front right A black and white abstract drawing of a bald white guy with glasses
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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I also think that this bicycle is missing value due to runctitional features and that it is about 93% ready to ride
A cut you from an Ai slop illustration showing a white sign with black letters „Missing value & runctitional features“ and another one with the words „autism“ and „score 0.93“ and a schematic drawing of a pretty obscure and not really useable bicycle geometry
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM