Is this what he thinks humble looks like?

Gianni Infantino clearly wants to take Don Jr.'s place in the will.

The sheer amount of bullshit contained in this man has to go somewhere if he doesn't constantly expel it verbally.

Ah, the coveted Peace Lanyard. Clearly a Serious Award for Serious People.

Why does this feel like the slimiest, most corrupt kind of Make-A-Wish program for dying despots?

Is FIFA afraid they'll be left out of the will if great-grandgrifter doesn't get his "I'm the BEST" trophy?

That ain't right

Literally the only thing I want to see from this merger is this movie intro coming back into style.

Two spaces after a period.

Can they run Doom?

It was inevitable after whatever the hell this thing was...

This is what happens when party politics overrides everything else. He ought to retire, but then the GOP will lose a Senate seat.

Being able to bet on election results encourages electoral fraud.

Grift Van Winkle

The brain slugs don't see a problem withholding that information.

Maga has no shame and the critical thinking skills of a pet rock.

Everyone has to laugh or be sent to the cornfield.

Trump is the wretched old man version of that stupidly powerful psychic kid from that old Twilight Zone episode.

A car named after an immigrant and a company owned by an immigrant with a target audience of people who despise immigrants.