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since op is on timelines again i need to clarify that i do not consider "a sybian with hips, hands and a mouth directed by a single-minded Fuck Autist" a bad thing. maybe too intense. you would get off so hard you'd go blind and maybe dislocate something
January 4, 2026 at 10:38 AM
So I wonder how many Marshmallow Vovo Truthers are Aus immigrants, expats, and backpackers who encountered both biscuits, but not enough to have a strong memory of which precise details belonged to which

(and also if Coles actually stocked Mikados on an import shelf for like 6 months in 2003)
December 30, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Every time this thread comes back I have a basic biological need to point out that there's an Irish biscuit called a Mikado that's so close to "a Vovo but with marshmallow" you'd swear they used that photoshop as a brief, except it's been in production since the 19th century
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
he's programmed in multiple techniques but all of them involve climbing on board like he's an industrial sybian
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM
not in its entirety but I'm almost certain it'll be a Dutch expletive starting with "God", which sounds like a very guttural "hod", probably "God in-". Absolutely don't know enough Dutch to have a guess at the "dotey" part though
December 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I've been calling it "the interregnum" for a while now. The old year is dying and the new struggles to be born
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Heretic was not as good in 95% of ways but Raven recognised this early and took the hitscanner count down to zero, and I had REAL trouble going back to Doom after playing through it
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
dragging this incredibly stupid response over from twitter because it is my perfect child whom I love
December 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM
we all have our own VII/IX Of Swords to bear
December 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
today I hollered across the room at a desk-drumming coworker "I AM GOING TO PIN YOUR HANDS TO YOUR KNEES WITH STEAK KNIVES"
December 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
ME: hey yeah i thought you might know what to call this thing. right, another black-room magazine ad. (...) so it's like brushed metal and s- exactly, a LOT of smoked glass. anything come to mind?
FRIEND WHO FRONTS A POST PUNK BAND:
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
cancel me for i have no idea how i was supposed to narrow down the year on that sumbitch
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
choosing to read that second label as having similar implications to e.g. "no cash left inside overnight"
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
convinced now that when I work up the nerve to get a set of Pentas I'm going to have to evict families from them
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM