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Molly Gee
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(she/her) Card game producer, comedian, and all-around weirdo. HOH. I read a lot (mostly horror, always fiction), I swear a lot, I cook and bake a lot. Big fan of bikinis, beer, and sunshine. Antifascist. ACAB. @mollydala on IG.
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@theonion.com gets me.
A photograph of a newspaper horoscope. It is for Taurus (April 20 to May 20). There is a line drawing of a bull. The horoscope reads "What kind of dumbass keeps their enemies closer than their friends?"
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I AM BAD AT THIS BUT I LOVE IT.

Clues by Sam - Dec 4th 2025
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Four black-and-white graphics are arranged in a square. From top left clockwise: A sleuth with a hat, coat, and magnifying glass with text beneath reading "Clues by Sam"; a short-haired person in silhouette with two white bars beneath; a grid of squares, some with checkmarks and some with circles; a long-haired person in silhouette with text beneath reading "One criminal is not to blame." The text above these graphics reads "Solved Dec 4th 2025" and the text beneath these graphics reads "Under 23 minutes"
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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My top 15 songs for the year! Honorable mention goes to one of my newest favorites: CRANK by Slayyyter
The Apple Music replay list of my top 15 songs for 2025. 1. It Boy by bbno$ 2. Cha Cha by Sophie Hunter 3. Cvnt by Sophie Hunter 4. edamame by bbno$ 5. check by bbno$ 6. Lalala by Y2K and bbno$ 7. Phantom (Redux) by Shirt 8. C'est La Vie by Yung Gravy, bbno$, Rich Brian 9. Fight! by Sophie Hunter 10. two by bbno$ 11. NISSAN ALTIMA by Doechii 12. Un musicien parmi tant d'autres by Harmonium 13. Ask DNA by Seatbelts 14. Pho Real by Low G and Ahn Phan feat. bbno$ 15. i see london i see france by bbno$
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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My favorite December cookie is the marshmallow wreath! Do you know this one? Cornflakes, marshmallows, butter, cinnamon candies, green food coloring. I also have a fab recipe for mini fruitcakes from my Nana!
A green marshmallow wreath cookie with cinnamon candies as the holly berries.
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Ah yes, the perils of Staying Up Late when your both your dogs and your brain wake up around 7 o'clock regardless.
A screenshot of Molly's sleep graph showing a total of 4 hours 17 minutes of sleep. The date is 11/27/25.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Every time I see this, which is nearly every day, I mutter to myself "YOU put in YOUR hearing aids"
A screenshot of a reminder on my phone. It's marked "time sensitive" and the reminder is "Put in your hearing aids"
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The cover of Nine Inch Nails' The Downward Spiral album. I will do my best to describe it. The art is a beige square that could be moldy wood or rusting metal. There are organic patches and growths spreading across it in both orthogonal directions. One of the patches is darker brown, spreading from left into the center. That patch has wires or hairs growing out of it. In tiny sans serif lowercase text printed directly above this patch are the words "nine inch nails the downward spiral"
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Same vibe
An image of an advertisement featuring a charming white bsby and the text "100% meat!" on a background very similar to that of Aric's photo.
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Just a real who's-who of trending topics right now
A screenshot of the Bluesky trending topics. They are, in order: Karoline Leavitt, Steam2, Epstein, Super Mario Galaxy, Dancing With The Stars, and Jeffries.
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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This is so much worse when deflated.
An inflatable baby with a goblin-like, murderous face. But it's deflated, crawling flat along the grass, with half its face raised to the sky.
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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This year, my goal is to not say "trick-or-treat!" when I answer the door, which is weird and confusing and I can't stop doing it.
A blue mixing bowl filled with full-size candy: Nerds, Sour Patch Kids, Twix, Milky Way, Snickers, and 3 Musketeers.
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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You can sign up for an area to remove ribbons (or just take down any ribbons near you like we did) and then drop them off this Sunday or next. The students are turning them into an art project memorial.

bowsoflove.com#responsible-...
A photo of a blue and green ribbon tied around a tree. BringMeTheNews has the headline "Bows of Love for Annucistiom tragedy to live on through planned memorial"
October 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
The cast of the BBC show "Spaced" looking so fucking 90s that it's almost hard to bear in light of our modern times and the crushing nostalgia that lurks in my heart for the decades of my youth. From bottom right clockwise: Simon Pegg, Jessica Stevenson, Julia Deakin, Nick Frost, Mark Heap, and Katy Carmichael.
October 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Baking helps!
A round, slightly lopsided boule of crusty sourdough bread sits atop a black wire cooling rack on a kitchen counter.
October 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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We are Bravely Dealing With It.
Two black-and-white Klee Kai dogs, one slightly smaller than the other, sleep on the multicolored-blanketed legs of a person. A Kindle showing the cover for the novel "How to Read a Book" by Monica Wood rests on the blanket near the dogs.
October 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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A screenshot of an episode of Crowd Control titled "This Bush Loves Bush" that shows, among other information, content warnings for "discussion of childhood cancer, discussion of accidental death, and description of physical injury" with timestamps of when they occur. A screenshot of the Make Some Noise Season 4 trailer that shows, among other information, content warnings for "emetophobia (gagging)" with timestamp as to when it occurs.
October 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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It looks like a cartoon snake got turned into part of this tree
Photo of a tree on a Minneapolis boulevard. A boule of wood that has formed on the tree is connected to a long slender convex line of tree bark going down. The boule has two large knots that look like surprised eyes, and a small fold that looks like a snake mouth. Apologies to the visually impaired; you're just gonna have to trust me on this.
October 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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The humidity fucked off and we are finally able to have the windows open all day. And Pimento has newly decided to be a cat. Until a dog walks by and he gets all fizzed up.
A photo of a small Klee Kai dog (like a mini husky) laying down atop a dog kennel, looking out the window. His tail is down and he looks like a cat. A photo of a small Klee Kai dog (like a mini husky) laying down atop a dog kennel, looking out the window. His tail is down and he is posed like a cat. This is a view more from the side so you can see his pointy snoot. A photo of a small Klee Kai dog (like a mini husky) atop a dog kennel, sitting up and looking out the window. His tail is up and curly per usual, and his face is in profile, therefore he looks like the small dog he is and not a large cat.
September 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Look at this adorable crew of dogs! Our two Klee Kai ding-dongs and their cousins (my sister's dogs). My wonderful sis provided dog daycare so we could work the weekend performing at Ren Fest, so the cousins spent the weekend together.
Four dogs sit together on a wooden porch: a chocolate doodle, two black-and-white Klee Kai's, and a very small mini Aussie. They are all looking at the camera.
September 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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We've got buddies over to watch Peacemaker and Taskmaster, so the dogs get special treats! I call it a pizzle parfait!
Two rubber cups, one purple and one black, sit on a countertop. They are each filled with frozen yogurt and strawberries and have a spiral-twist bully stick chew coming out of the top.
September 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I took Peaches and Pimento for a super-long adventure walk early this morning! We went 4.66 miles, with lots of off-road creekside fun, and even more running around in wet grassy fields playing chase.
Two black-and-white Klee Kai dogs (think miniature husky) are on a wooden pedestrian bridge over a creek. They are staring at the camera with their intense little faces and bright blue eyes. Two black-and-white Klee Kai dogs (think miniature husky) are on a wooden pedestrian bridge over a creek. They are looking anywhere but the camera because they are tired of Molly trying to take their photo. The boy is looking out at the creek and the girl is looking off into the distance opposite.
September 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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They can!
A screenshot of the Minneapolis recycling guide website page for plastics. Accepted plastics are listed as: 1) Recyclable bottles and jugs #1, #2, #5 (caps on) including: Water, soda and juice bottles; Milk and juice jugs; Ketchup and salad dressing bottles; Dishwashing liquid bottles and detergent jugs; Shampoo, soap, and lotion bottles 2) Recyclable cups and containers #1, #2, #5 including: Yogurt, pudding and fruit cups; Clear disposable cups and bowls; Margarine, cottage cheese and other containers; Produce, deli and takeout containers Not recyclable plastics: #3, #4, # 6 and #7 plastics; Black plastics; Plastic bags or film; Bubble wrap; Squeeze tubes (toothpaste, lotion, hair products, yogurt, etc.); Plastic foam (commonly referred to as Styrofoam); Any container that held hazardous waste NOTE: Plastic bags and film can be brought to a drop-off location if they're clean and dry. Drop-off locations include most grocery stores or food co-ops and large retail stores.
September 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
Kaelynn, a young white woman with long blond hair, is drinking from a cup with a straw and slightly smirking at the camera. The text on the image reads "I'm a menace first and a professional second"
August 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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The poster for the movie SAW 4 (the number is written in Roman numerals but I'm writing it in Arabic numerals for screen reader comprehension).
August 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Minneapolis's hottest new lake is the walking path and grassy park at Cedar Ave and Minnehaha Pkwy.
August 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM