Excited to announce my new calling in life. I'm using the proceeds of the presales for my new book to fund 'Testo's Abused Wrestler and Ostrich Rehabilitation Farm' or Taworf. We'll work together as a side by side team. Healing our mental and physical wounds, side by side, bird and man.

After years of doing dirty work for these manicured wizards, I'm happy to announce my new novel: @thegreenwizard.bsky.social @thebluewizard.bsky.social prepare to be scandalized!

I've punch a few faces in my life but rainbows are really f***ing cool. Like every time.

It's been 8 years since I realized my career as a prize fighter had come to an end. That moment a prodigy realizes he's a wash up. I was the opening act for a live sex show in Tijuana. They had me fighting a one-eyed kangaroo named Ernie, Ernie and I were good friends, but things could get heated